redGenitalThief or better know as the kid who got his ass kicked by his lil bro

[TheGodfather]

Wtf is this thread about?

Why the random callout from you, and who the hell are you?

[MoFo]

ok read it ssssssslllloooowwww, and yes it makes perfect sense to me especially since im the one who wrote it

you don't want to go there princess, do you know who you're fucckin with? im the defintion is greatness, i eat and shiit iron. i have pet lions, and like to spar with kangaroo and rhinos. and i also have an 11 inch cack that i'm gonna ram up your ass. now, do you still want to continue?

[MoFo]

Wtf is this thread about?

Why the random callout from you, and who the hell are you?

it's about redgt being a dumbass prick. pretty much it, nothing else.

im no one, you can call me, no face. lol

[redrumracer]

you don't want to go there princess, do you know who you're fucckin with? im the defintion is greatness, i eat and **** iron. i have pet lions, and like to spar with kangaroo and rhinos. and i also have an 11 inch **** that i'm gonna ram up your ass. now, do you still want to continue?

wow you must be alexander the ****ing great having those kind of pets and **** and then talk about ramming a **** in a dudes ass i bet you make the family proud

[MoFo]

wow you must be alexander the ****ing great having those kind of pets and **** and then talk about ramming a **** in a dudes ass i bet you make the family proud

he was my father, close though... and no, i just know thats the kind of things that get you turned on. might as well entertain you this way then having you watch me embarrass you infront of your e-buddies.

[MoFo]

eh, you guys are whack.

[redrumracer]

he was my father, close though... and no, i just know thats the kind of things that get you turned on. might as well entertain you this way then having you watch me embarrass you infront of your e-buddies.

this right here affirms my suspicions about your educational level which is not up to mine, if he was your father then you are the son of a man lover and as such you prob are one yourself

[MoFo]

eh, whatever. reps all around, holla!

[Echonova]

hmmmm....I'm starting to wonder if this is an ae or something or if this a genuinely stupid noob.

el oh el

Why the random callout from you, and who the hell are you?

Mother of god. I thought ya'll were smarter than this.

[VQ35 Star]

false

[TheGodfather]

el oh el

Mother of god. I thought ya'll were smarter than this.

[TheGodfather]

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Yankees, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby ****, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

LMAO!!!



What is that from? Other than Jack Bauers biography.


...seriously though, where did you find it. That's hilarious.

[ShooterMcGavin]

i will motherfuccking pound your ass into the black hole of oblivion. if you continue to sass me, jackass.

that sounds incredibly gay...not to mention you're the first guy i've ever witnessed using the word "sass"

[MoFo]

that sounds incredibly gay...not to mention you're the first guy i've ever witnessed using the word "sass"

hey, it's not gay if you deliver the salami. but if you accept it then you are lol. and there is nothing wrong with using the word "sass" in a sentence.
nothing wrong with it at all.

[Ran]

hey, it's not gay if you deliver the salami.

lol wrong

[ShooterMcGavin]

[sakasaku]

wats up with these ppl oni a take ppl seriously gosh grow the fu(k up and move on And mofo ur a retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOFO

[sakasaku]

SPOTTED MOFO

[MoFo]

... um okay. LOL

[MoFo]

wats up with these ppl oni a take ppl seriously gosh grow the fu(k up and move on And mofo ur a retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOFO

you're actually calling me a retard when your sentence makes absolutely NO fuccking sense? seriously, why are you even trying me when you know you don't have anything in your arsenal to beat me. so why don't you go jump in your "jdm" honduh and ride down to midtown and blast your spice girls cd? then pretend to act straight?
that sounds like something that'll fit you perfectly.

edit; i sent you some -reps your way, just so if you forget about this thread you can always click on the link in your rep box to this thread. i better see a worthy reply when i get back. don't let me down, jackass.

[stillaneon]

it's spelled "sarcasm", smart guy lol. are you seriously this freaking stupid? really, this isn't a joke anymore. at first i would just call you dumb or whatever as a joke, but now im starting to think that you might actually be, well, stupid. and you're too good to waste "energy" over the internet? um, just admit that you lack balls and i'd understand.

Since you want to correct him so badly:


I wonder how hard it would be to get in touch with your second grade teacher.

If I am not mistaken, sentences always start with a capital letter....
Don't begin a sentence with the word "and", or a preposition......








We can keep going. E-THUG

[Lucky DAWG]

you're actually calling me a retard when your sentence makes absolutely NO fuccking sense? seriously, why are you even trying me when you know you don't have anything in your arsenal to beat me. so why don't you go jump in your "jdm" honduh and ride down to midtown and blast your spice girls cd? then pretend to act straight?
that sounds like something that'll fit you perfectly.

edit; i sent you some -reps your way, just so if you forget about this thread you can always click on the link in your rep box to this thread. i better see a worthy reply when i get back. don't let me down, jackass.

i was going to make fun of you


but you managed to turn it around and surprise me
that actually made me laugh, so reps given

[JITB]

MAN I wonder who this fool ACtually is...

[MistaCee]

i will motherfuccking pound your ass into the black hole of oblivion. if you continue to sass me, jackass.

sass sass sass saas you.

[MistaCee]

you don't want to go there princess, do you know who you're fucckin with? im the defintion is greatness, i eat shiit for my daily dose of iron. i have pet lions, and like to fock with kangaroo and rhinos. and i also have an 1 inch cack that i'm gonna ram up your ass. Yea I kno I'll like it too now, do you still want to continue?

fagatron scat.

[Alan®]

MAN I wonder who this fool ACtually is...

[MoFo]

Since you want to correct him so badly:


I wonder how hard it would be to get in touch with your second grade teacher.

If I am not mistaken, sentences always start with a capital letter....
Don't begin a sentence with the word "and", or a preposition......



We can keep going. E-THUG

do i give a damn about capitalization? umm, no, no i do not. here's a question for you. do you know what an ellipsis is? nah, apparently you don't seeing as the "corrections" you made on me hold nothing, because you, yea you, also have some errors on your post and don't even know it. but here, let me help you out alittle.
www.google.com look up the definition of ellipsis.


but hey, you're mr. smart guy so keep on patrolling the forum correcting people on their grammar. if that makes you feel better about yourself and your middle school diploma.

oh and before you say that im doing the same... no im not. this retard thinks too highly of himself and his know(lack off)ledge and i just so happen to be at the right place at the right time to correct him. so yea... hope you have some better stuff then this, because if you don't. then just forget about this thread and just move on or click on the "new posts" link. 1, 2, 3... ding ding ding, we have a winner!!!


wait! im not done yet. by now you should already know what an ellipsis is, correct? now tell me. do you actually think your post had any affect on me and my internet persona/reputation? lol seriously, your retorts are futile. just accept the fact that you're a nobody next to me and everything will be cool between us... you'll also get a round of applause for your effort. and hey, why not add an extra bonus and hook you up with a nice "stfu you dumb sack of vomit" comment. now please, drive your ugly ass neon onto redgt's pos eclipse and save me the trouble of having to waste anymore of my time on either of you, again! kthx <3

[Humphrizzle]

lol

[MoFo]

fagatron scat.

not sure if you've noticed... but your signature has alot of space that shouldn't be there. go edit your sig and delete all the space under your gif. lol seriously, how did it get like that? also, who the hell are you? if you're here to protect redgt, then you're pretty gay. just stop beating around the bush and suck his diick already.

[ahmonrah]

i will motherfuccking pound your ass into the black hole of oblivion. if you continue to sass me, jackass.

that whole comment has a hideous homoerotic spin to it.......

[MistaCee]

not sure if you've noticed... but your signature has alot of space that shouldn't be there. go edit your sig and delete all the space under your gif. lol seriously, how did it get like that? also, who the hell are you? if you're here to protect redgt, then you're pretty gay. just stop beating around the bush and suck his diick already.

Definitely not here to protect redgt, I make fun of him too. I'm not the one claiming there desire to pound him in a homonistic way, you are.

[ahmonrah]

you don't want to go there princess, do you know who you're fucckin with? im the defintion is greatness, i eat and shiit iron. i have pet lions, and like to spar with kangaroo and rhinos. and i also have an 11 inch cack that i'm gonna ram up your ass. now, do you still want to continue?

and this one rings with bestiality, male on male Mclovin and oral scat fetishism

[MoFo]

Definitely not here to protect redgt, I make fun of him too. I'm not the one claiming there desire to pound him in a homonistic way, you are.

you're reading too deep into my posts lol. im far from being serious about pounding his ass. but whatever, thats why you're lame.

[ahmonrah]

Definitely not here to protect redgt, I make fun of him too. I'm not the one claiming there desire to pound him in a homonistic way, you are.

nobody protects redgt here....lol! just pointing out the "wtf?"-in hilarity in this thread

[MoFo]

nobody protects redgt here....lol! just pointing out the "wtf?"-in hilarity in this thread

my jokes are pretty weird, but hey, gotta be creative in this game to stay alive lol.

[MistaCee]

you're reading too deep into my posts lol. im far from being serious about pounding his ass. but whatever, thats why you're lame.

Lol I can glance over you posts and sense the gheyness. Lets not even get started on lame.

[MistaCee]

my jokes are pretty weird, but hey, gotta be creative in this game to stay alive lol.

There's weird and then there's gay. If flaming homo is what you call being creative and helping you to "stay alive" then I'd suggest you move to cali.

[MoFo]

Lol I can glance over you posts and sense the gheyness. Lets not even get started on lame.

omfg! dude, they have to be gay, to bring some laughs out of people lol. seriously, is the internet that serious to you? if i said i was a tranny would you believe me? if i said i was 74 years old, would you believe me? if i said the sky was red, would you, seriously, would you believe me? omg, this is why you're lame. you see don't read in between the lines, only what you want to. and you my good sir, like to only see the gayness in posts.

[MoFo]

There's weird and then there's gay. If flaming homo is what you call being creative and helping you to "stay alive" then I'd suggest you move to cali.

how about i shove my fist up your ass til you understand what im trying to say? that sounds better imo.

[MistaCee]

omfg! dude, they have to be gay, to bring some laughs out of people lol. seriously, is the internet that serious to you? if i said i was a tranny would you believe me? if i said i was 74 years old, would you believe me? if i said the sky was red, would you, seriously, would you believe me? omg, this is why you're lame. you see don't read in between the lines, only what you want to. and you my good sir, like to only see the gayness in posts.

Lol @ you thinking I give a sh!t.