redGenitalThief or better know as the kid who got his ass kicked by his lil bro

[MoFo]

you're a bona fide retard. a worthless sack of excrement and should be sentence to death just for being a brain damaged neanderthal with no purpose in life.

[Alan®]

you’re a bona fide retard.

you're a worthless sack of excrement and should be sentence to death just for being a brain damaged neanderthal with no purpose in life.

dude you need to get off ia if you cant handle people screwing with you from time to time.

[.:EuRo FLYbOy:.]

dude you need to get off ia if you cant handle people screwing with you from time to time.

x2
Trust me he's not the only one that will mess with you so just get used to it! Lol

[MoFo]

x2
Trust me he's not the only one that will mess with you so just get used to it! Lol

and you're a dumbass.

[MoFo]

dude you need to get off ia if you cant handle people screwing with you from time to time.

i will motherfuccking pound your ass into the black hole of oblivion. if you continue to sass me, jackass.

[Alan®]

i will motherfuccking pound your ass into the black hole of oblivion. if you continue to sass me, jackass.

[MoFo]

hey im just bored and thought, why not call this little punk out for the hell of it, so i did. you're a moron and if you continue sassing me i'll shove a rocket launcher up your ass while having your family tied up behind me getting their rectums drilled by a gang full of latinos and blacks.
not your little brother though, he'd be next to me laughing his ass off.

[Alan®]

hey im just bored and thought, why not call this little punk out for the hell of it, so i did. you're a moron and if you continue sassing me i'll shove a rocket launcher up your ass while having your family tied up behind me getting their rectums drilled by a gang full of latinos and blacks.
not your little brother though, he'd be next to me laughing his ass off.

[ShooterMcGavin]

i will motherfuccking pound your ass into the black hole of oblivion. if you continue to sass me, jackass.

that sounds incredibly gay...not to mention you're the first guy i've ever witnessed using the word "sass"

[MoFo]

that sounds incredibly gay...not to mention you're the first guy i've ever witnessed using the word "sass"

hey, it's not gay if you deliver the salami. but if you accept it then you are lol. and there is nothing wrong with using the word "sass" in a sentence.
nothing wrong with it at all.

[Ran]

hey, it's not gay if you deliver the salami.

lol wrong

[MistaCee]

i will motherfuccking pound your ass into the black hole of oblivion. if you continue to sass me, jackass.

sass sass sass saas you.

[ahmonrah]

i will motherfuccking pound your ass into the black hole of oblivion. if you continue to sass me, jackass.

that whole comment has a hideous homoerotic spin to it.......

[.:EuRo FLYbOy:.]

Lol @ the e-thug

[MoFo]

Lol @ the e-thug

lol @ the gaytard.

[.:EuRo FLYbOy:.]

lol @ the gaytard.

This just keeps getting better and better, "gaytard?"

[MoFo]

pfft, lame.

[Alan®]

hey im just bored and thought, why not call this little punk out for the hell of it, so i did. you're a moron and if you continue sassing me i'll shove a rocket launcher up your ass while having your family tied up behind me getting their rectums drilled by a gang full of latinos and blacks.
not your little brother though, he'd be next to me laughing his ass off

pfft,I'm sorry that was lame of me.

first thing you've said right all day

[MoFo]

first thing you've said right all day

nice, this post has just showed me that you're a complete fagget.

[MoFo]

redgt, the only reason why you're not "e-thugn" back is cause you're a cocky little fagget who can't talk shiit and who has to put up with the fact that everyone he'll every meet out of IA will know him as the scrub who got his ass kicked by his little brother lol. how embarrassing

[Alan®]

redgt, the only reason why you're not "e-thugn" back is cause you're a cocky little fagget who can't talk shiit and who has to put up with the fact that everyone he'll every meet out of IA will know him as the scrub who got his ass kicked by his little brother lol. how embarrassing

no actually i just refuse to waste energy on a "scrub" at 12:30 in the morning who got his panties in a wad over the fact that i called you out on your innability to detect the use of sarcasam. Anyother great intellectual insights that you would like to share?

[MoFo]

no actually i just refuse to waste energy on a "scrub" at 12:30 in the morning who got his panties in a wad over the fact that i called you out on your innability to detect the use of sarcasam. Anyother great intellectual insights that you would like to share?

it's spelled "sarcasm", smart guy lol. are you seriously this freaking stupid? really, this isn't a joke anymore. at first i would just call you dumb or whatever as a joke, but now im starting to think that you might actually be, well, stupid. and you're too good to waste "energy" over the internet? um, just admit that you lack balls and i'd understand.

[Alan®]

it's spelled "sarcasm", smart guy lol. are you seriously this freaking stupid? really, this isn't a joke anymore. at first i would just call you dumb or whatever as a joke, but now im starting to think that you might actually be, well, stupid. and you're too good to waste "energy" over the internet? um, just admit that you lack balls and i'd understand.

So your calling me stupid yet making a judgement call about me being stupid because i misspelled a couple of words. .

[MoFo]

So your calling me stupid yet making a judgement call about me being stupid because i misspelled a couple of words. .

just stop, you're only making yourself look like a bigger retard.

[stillaneon]

it's spelled "sarcasm", smart guy lol. are you seriously this freaking stupid? really, this isn't a joke anymore. at first i would just call you dumb or whatever as a joke, but now im starting to think that you might actually be, well, stupid. and you're too good to waste "energy" over the internet? um, just admit that you lack balls and i'd understand.

Since you want to correct him so badly:


I wonder how hard it would be to get in touch with your second grade teacher.

If I am not mistaken, sentences always start with a capital letter....
Don't begin a sentence with the word "and", or a preposition......








We can keep going. E-THUG

[MoFo]

Since you want to correct him so badly:


I wonder how hard it would be to get in touch with your second grade teacher.

If I am not mistaken, sentences always start with a capital letter....
Don't begin a sentence with the word "and", or a preposition......



We can keep going. E-THUG

do i give a damn about capitalization? umm, no, no i do not. here's a question for you. do you know what an ellipsis is? nah, apparently you don't seeing as the "corrections" you made on me hold nothing, because you, yea you, also have some errors on your post and don't even know it. but here, let me help you out alittle.
www.google.com look up the definition of ellipsis.


but hey, you're mr. smart guy so keep on patrolling the forum correcting people on their grammar. if that makes you feel better about yourself and your middle school diploma.

oh and before you say that im doing the same... no im not. this retard thinks too highly of himself and his know(lack off)ledge and i just so happen to be at the right place at the right time to correct him. so yea... hope you have some better stuff then this, because if you don't. then just forget about this thread and just move on or click on the "new posts" link. 1, 2, 3... ding ding ding, we have a winner!!!


wait! im not done yet. by now you should already know what an ellipsis is, correct? now tell me. do you actually think your post had any affect on me and my internet persona/reputation? lol seriously, your retorts are futile. just accept the fact that you're a nobody next to me and everything will be cool between us... you'll also get a round of applause for your effort. and hey, why not add an extra bonus and hook you up with a nice "stfu you dumb sack of vomit" comment. now please, drive your ugly ass neon onto redgt's pos eclipse and save me the trouble of having to waste anymore of my time on either of you, again! kthx <3

[LIKEG6]

penis breath

[MoFo]

penis breath

you must be smelling your mothers since she got done blowin me off a few hours ago... i told her to clean herself up, guess she loves being a dirty little tramp.

[LIKEG6]

you must be smelling your mothers since she got done blowin me off a few hours ago... i told her to clean herself up, guess she loves being a dirty little tramp.

lol

[MoFo]

lol

lol @ your signature...

[MoFo]

eh, this was a waste of my time(not like im doing anything productive so i guess it's ok lol). i could've been jacking off with some sand paper right now.

[LIKEG6]

eh, this was a waste of my time(not like im doing anything productive so i guess it's ok lol). i could've been jacking off right now.

since we were on mom jokes

Your sig reminds me of what I did to your mom last night

and jacking off is so middle school, you would think you could move up to sex with women by now

[MoFo]

since we were on mom jokes

Your sig reminds me of what I did to your mom last night

and jacking off is so middle school, you would think you could move up to sex with women by now

here let me give you a round of applause for your effort.

seriously though, i was joking about the jacking off part, i don't need to do that seeing as i get laid every other day. yes, it's with a girl, i know you got your hopes up, but sit back down, i don't roll that way.

[Alan®]

ok going to bed some of us have jobs to attend to in the morning night folks.

[MoFo]

ok going to bed some of us have jobs to attend to in the morning night folks.

aight biitch, l8.

[81911SC]

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[MoFo]

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Yankees, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby ****, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

i shiit gold bricks and piss oil. i also sweat cologne. you're nothing compared to me...

[TheGodfather]

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Yankees, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby ****, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

LMAO!!!



What is that from? Other than Jack Bauers biography.


...seriously though, where did you find it. That's hilarious.

[MoFo]

is there no one out there that can give me a challenge? seriously.

[redrumracer]

is there no one out there that can give me a challenge? seriously.

in what a stupidity contest?? na i think you got that covered