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    "Administrative Assistants" (glorified secretary) what are the good for??? seriously, what ever happened to the old days when the bosses desk bitch was called a secretary, the were blonde, dumb, hot, had a nice rack, & put a smile on your face... well my bosses AA is a fucking fat bitch who has nothing better to do then to make the dumbest of decisions for the whole company to make her self feel important.

    example: AA: i need more chairs for our visitors coming in (need 20 chairs)
    ME: ok well let me get a couple more chairs for you b/c we have 15 in here (thinking: get them your fucking self fat ass)
    ME: ok here are the 20 chairs
    AA: well i can't believe i couldn't find them
    AA: i want all of the chairs in the whole company that people aren't using... if they aren't sitting in them grab them and bring them to me
    ME: that is going to be like 30+ chairs
    AA: so get them...
    ME: ok
    AA: put them in the computer room
    ME: its going to take up the whole room
    AA: well thats where i want them
    ME: whatever
    AA: (smiling now that she has won the war against the chair stealers throughout the company)
    ME: (thinking: what a fucking fat chair nazi; she probably needs one for each roll)
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    Lol, did you make that cartoon?
    is this based on actual events?

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    Lol, did you make that cartoon?
    is this based on actual events?
    110% True, and yes i'm quite the artist

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    OMFG!!! THAT JUST MADE MY DAY!!!! I'm an administrative Assistant... I wouldn't even dare ask someone to do something that is supposed to be my job, lol... I think I am a good AA... Everyone Loves me here at my work!!!
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    Just throw them all away. Thats a fire hazard.

    That'll teach them.

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    that shit is funnay FUNNAY funnay +1 mane for the cartoon!!!

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    Lol....man Paul....oh does Lauren know this AA?

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    bahahahhahahaa, funny stuff.

    Im a super moderator, does that make me an admin assistant?
    :boobies:

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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    OMFG!!! THAT JUST MADE MY DAY!!!! I'm an administrative Assistant... I wouldn't even dare ask someone to do something that is supposed to be my job, lol... I think I am a good AA... Everyone Loves me here at my work!!!
    i'll love to have you as my AA... !!

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    oops nevermind i gotta spread the love before i can give more to you... sowwy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave
    i'll love to have you as my AA... !!

    I must warn you... I'm expensive to have I am just that damn good...
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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    Lol....man Paul....oh does Lauren know this AA?
    ya every she is feared and hated amongst coworkers... i love nothing better than giving her shit b/c she is so lame... she gotta be in her late 50s and thinks she runs the company , she has never been married never probably gotten lady... she is truely th 40+ OLD VIRGIN!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spyder Man
    bahahahhahahaa, funny stuff.

    Im a super moderator, does that make me an admin assistant?
    ya bitch make me coffee

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    ya bitch make me coffee
    yesa masa, would you be likin 1 suga's with that todays masa or 2?

    lol..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spyder Man
    yesa masa, would you be likin 1 suga's with that todays masa or 2?

    lol..



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    HHHHAAAAA.....that's some funny shit right there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    I must warn you... I'm expensive to have I am just that damn good...
    LOL.... got any references?

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    funny post of the day award

    and today is only 1/2 way over

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    that is some funny shit. but good god thats alot of computer stuff in one room. wow

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    haha that is great paul
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave
    LOL.... got any references?
    im her reference

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    LOl that shit was funny.

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    Paul,

    I got some chairs that need to be moved also!! Get in here MY BITCH!
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    nice, you should have turned them all upside down

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    Hey now, Paul. My Mom is an AA. Nothing wrong with it. Unless she is like you stated, acting like she owns the place. My Mom can't act like that. She works for the state DA's office and she doesn't act like she owns the state. My grandparents own a city, but my Mom sure doesn't own a state, lolol. Later, QD.
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    Funny ass event.

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