"Administrative Assistants" (glorified secretary) what are the good for???

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"Administrative Assistants" (glorified secretary) what are the good for??? seriously, what ever happened to the old days when the bosses desk bitch was called a secretary, the were blonde, dumb, hot, had a nice rack, & put a smile on your face... well my bosses AA is a fucking fat bitch who has nothing better to do then to make the dumbest of decisions for the whole company to make her self feel important.

example: AA: i need more chairs for our visitors coming in (need 20 chairs)
ME: ok well let me get a couple more chairs for you b/c we have 15 in here (thinking: get them your fucking self fat ass)
ME: ok here are the 20 chairs
AA: well i can't believe i couldn't find them
AA: i want all of the chairs in the whole company that people aren't using... if they aren't sitting in them grab them and bring them to me
ME: that is going to be like 30+ chairs
AA: so get them...
ME: ok
AA: put them in the computer room
ME: its going to take up the whole room
AA: well thats where i want them
ME: whatever
AA: (smiling now that she has won the war against the chair stealers throughout the company)
ME: (thinking: what a fucking fat chair nazi; she probably needs one for each roll)