What to get this chick.....

[The Ninja]

Where the hell did Nemesis go with his intelligent answers.

[Catnip]

take her to a park or out in the country for a picnic, unless she's the exciting type of chick, then hit up some clubs.

[Vayda]

I feel ignored my suggestions weren't THAT bad....

[xLSTONEx]

For 50 bucks you're going to dinner, getting a cheap bottle of wine, and renting The Notebook and going home and watching it.

But seriously, that movie works 60% of the time every time!

[chinitoxamor]

I would be incredibly impressed if a guy invited me over to his (clean) apartment, and had a whole host of movie theater candy and popcorn and sodas (cokes in the bottle, that sort of thing) and then when it came time for the movies it was stuff like Thelma and Louise or When Harry Met Sally or Sliding Doors. Chick stuff, you know. Or something you KNEW she liked, or something universal like Monty Python and the Holy Grail. And then talk through the whole movie with her. And you can drink and play all responsible cause you're not driving anywhere.

Or if you want to get her something material, get her something stupid like a bear, or something cute and embarrassing like a HUGE bunch of balloons so she has to carry around a talking spongebob mylar balloon all day and people are asking "who are those from?!"

[edit: speaking of vagina laser cannons, i said that phrase on my website once, and google cached it of course, and within a week of my posting it, 30% of the visitors coming to me via search engines had searched for "Vagina laser cannons" o_O]

the whole stay at home movie bear spongebob ballloon is great. i woulda done that.. just add dinner and maybe a bottle of wine and a long conversation leading to :idb:

[Mr_Mischif]

what kind of black kid doesn't have the balls to hook up with a chick?

me.

[Sammich]

The clap.

best thing i ever gave my ex

[Farrow2005]

+1 LAWL

The clap.

[Sammich]

DING DING DING DING DING DING!!

Show him what he wins Johhny!

Nem: She's gonna be 24.



A vag cannon.

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btw aint chit wrong w/ older chicks...my wife is 2yrs and some months older than me.

but real talk..if i were u, i'd save..or chit..ask ur moms for some extra funds and u'd pay her back. take her where she showed interest. believe me son, itll get u more points...cuz if u dont take her there eventually...she's gona use that on u at a later date..believe me...i know lol

[Sammich]

I can get you some meat.

i already gave her a big piece last night