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    Default whos still awake?

    if your still awake press 999

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    ????
    Is this a trick?

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    666.

    Bozzio for president.

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    damn no one is awake still???

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    I went to the baths Saturday afternoon to see if I could find a Hot Ass to breed. It was a beautiful, warm summer day; and there was some succulent Mancunt lounging by the pool.

    I usually don’t care about a guy’s age long as he’s in shape. Fact is, I generally prefer ‘em over 35. But that afternoon I kept my eye open for some Boycunt. The Baths are just around the corner from the campus, so the odds of finding some bored summer school flunky to infect were pretty good.

    A muscle boy of 25, a gymnast type, lay on his back stroking his Rod. I pulled off my towel, exposing my POZ ****, which he eagerly sucked down. I reached around and stuck a finger up his Ass. It came out milky white.

    “You got a Load in there already, Pal."

    Turned out he’d just been ****ed by his Workout Bud an hour before.

    I cut right to the chase. “You want another Load?"

    “YES, SIR!"

    I got him on all fours the way I like my Bottoms—Hole in the air, Ass Cheeks spread wide. He slid back on my ****. After he got comfy, I did a number on his *****. Between my Tongue and **** and Busy Fingers, he didn’t know which end was up. I got him practically begging to be POZZED.

    When I’m about to shoot, I like to get my Pigs down on their stomachs so I can grind my Bug Juice into them for better Breeding. So I climbed on his back and whispered intimately, “You always take it raw?"

    “Yeah. I want my Tops to have a good time, too."

    I always have a good time when I’m spreading my POZ Seed around.

    “Nothing like Cum runnin' down your leg, you know”

    The Little Whore was fertile ground, indeed; and I had just the Seed to sow him with.

    “You POZ or NEG?" I asked.

    “NEG so far."

    “So, just to pretend...theoretically, of course...what if I told you I was POZ?"

    “S’ok, man. I think I’m immune to HIV."

    You Stupid ****! I was so eager to prove the little ****** wrong. I screwed him deep, swaying my hips, to grind my POZ Spooge in his gut.

    “THERE’S ONE BIG POZ LOAD FOR YOU, MAN."

    He thanked me, and I shot two more Cum Loads up his Chute.

    When I left, he was in the sauna taking it up the Ass from two Black Dudes, one of whom I knew was POZ cause he’s recharged me from time to time. The arrogant little S.O.B. had plenty of POZ Cream to infiltrate his NEG **** Hole. I still marvel that he claimed immunity, and wonder if anyone’s yet proved him wrong.

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    Im awake for now, but going to sleep pretty soon b/c of physics @9 not to mention I have a test in there on monday *eewwww*

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    press 999 if your single and ready to mingle

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    Single, not mingle with guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BallerDave04
    Single, not mingle with guys.

    lol, i was jk broham, im bored and making useless threads broski

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    me, gotta wake up at 7

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    *****. Ugh, I'm bored....

    Bozzio for president.

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    I know, but that gay post ^ before I said anything was not very cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BallerDave04
    Single, not mingle with guys.
    x2

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    Quote Originally Posted by BallerDave04
    I know, but that gay post ^ before I said anything was not very cool.
    very true broham, but like i said, take a GOT DAMN joke... looks like you aint comfortable with ur sexuality...

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    ok im not awake anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BallerDave04
    I know, but that gay post ^ before I said anything was not very cool.
    Yesterday night I was standing in line at the movie theater waiting to buy tickets, and I noticed that the girl in front of me was wearing really tight jeans. Okay it wasn't really a girl it was a guy but damn did his ass look awesome in those jeans. I couldn't help myself and I reached into my back pocket to feel my own ass imagining it was his, I tried to play it off like I was trying to get something out of my pocket but I don't think the girl standing next to me bought it because the girl standing next to me was my girlfriend and she could tell. Then it was our turn to buy tickets and I noticed that she was gazing into my eyes and drooling. I think when I was feeling my own ass it really turned her on, but it might have been because she has down syndrome.

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    I'm fine, I was just stating. I'm comfortable.
    Nothin yet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    Yesterday night I was standing in line at the movie theater waiting to buy tickets, and I noticed that the girl in front of me was wearing really tight jeans. Okay it wasn't really a girl it was a guy but damn did his ass look awesome in those jeans. I couldn't help myself and I reached into my back pocket to feel my own ass imagining it was his, I tried to play it off like I was trying to get something out of my pocket but I don't think the girl standing next to me bought it because the girl standing next to me was my girlfriend and she could tell. Then it was our turn to buy tickets and I noticed that she was gazing into my eyes and drooling. I think when I was feeling my own ass it really turned her on, but it might have been because she has down syndrome.
    ++OWNED
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    Yesterday night I was standing in line at the movie theater waiting to buy tickets, and I noticed that the girl in front of me was wearing really tight jeans. Okay it wasn't really a girl it was a guy but damn did his ass look awesome in those jeans. I couldn't help myself and I reached into my back pocket to feel my own ass imagining it was his, I tried to play it off like I was trying to get something out of my pocket but I don't think the girl standing next to me bought it because the girl standing next to me was my girlfriend and she could tell. Then it was our turn to buy tickets and I noticed that she was gazing into my eyes and drooling. I think when I was feeling my own ass it really turned her on, but it might have been because she has down syndrome.


    hahaha im still loling after the first lol

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    im not awake, im actually sleep typing with my eyes open
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    Down syndrome girls are the best because they don't judge you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BallerDave04
    Down syndrome girls are the best because they don't judge you.

    hahahahaha

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    wow is that guy really gay??? or are yall just playing... that **** sounds like broke back mountain all over again!!!

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    Bah, there is no late night crew tonight

    Bozzio for president.

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    I need to start laundry. I'm a lazy *****.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kainkauz
    wow is that guy really gay??? or are yall just playing... that **** sounds like broke back mountain all over again!!!
    pretty gay that you have seen that movie

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    I haven't seen it but I hear gay things.
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    good*
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    I was at the Hollywood Hard Rock Casino to eat and later to play the slots. After a few hours of drinking I had to take a piss and a **** (pardon my french) anyway I went to the bathroom and there was ****in piss all over the toliet and I has to take a dump and bad so i went to the other stall and the damn same thing. PISS ALL OVER THE SEAT AND FLOOR. I started to get horny and my **** got very hard. I dropped to my feet and started to lick the piss. I was soooo ****ing horny that I thought my **** would EXPLODE. The taste of the strangers piss was so ****in hot. The salty taste was GREAT and I licked the seat and clean. Then I jacked off all over the place. I came like never before and it felt soooo good to get my rocks off. Then I started to piss everywhere exept the toliet bowl. Piss all over the ****in place. I sat down on the piss covered seat and took a healthy ****. Then I got up and left my nast **** in the toliet for the next basterd who uses it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    I was at the Hollywood Hard Rock Casino to eat and later to play the slots. After a few hours of drinking I had to take a piss and a **** (pardon my french) anyway I went to the bathroom and there was ****in piss all over the toliet and I has to take a dump and bad so i went to the other stall and the damn same thing. PISS ALL OVER THE SEAT AND FLOOR. I started to get horny and my **** got very hard. I dropped to my feet and started to lick the piss. I was soooo ****ing horny that I thought my **** would EXPLODE. The taste of the strangers piss was so ****in hot. The salty taste was GREAT and I licked the seat and clean. Then I jacked off all over the place. I came like never before and it felt soooo good to get my rocks off. Then I started to piss everywhere exept the toliet bowl. Piss all over the ****in place. I sat down on the piss covered seat and took a healthy ****. Then I got up and left my nast **** in the toliet for the next basterd who uses it.
    Dude, you need some sleep.
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    Guess what im doing tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by BallerDave04
    Dude, you need some sleep.
    Y'all can all shut the **** up. I'm a DKE and proud of it. I swear to god I went to hell and back to be able to call myself a DKE. I went through some **** that y'all could never imagine going through.
    One of our older brothers is a US Navy Seal and just got back from Iraq, he said that he would rather go through basic training and he would rather go back and fight for a week before he would come back and go through our initiation. Trust me, y'all mother****in pussies couldn't handle the **** that goes down for 5 minutes...
    Go on and hate on my fraternity if you want, I don't give a ****, there's nothing I can techinically do about it, but I think it's a proven fact that the only reason have for hating on fraternities is that they don't know, or are scared to go through what it takes to be apart of it.
    For those of you that don't know, DKE is an active chapter of what is known as the "Skull and Bones" the most secret society in the nation. More secret than the CIA, and possibly the NSA. George Bush, jr, and sr, were both Dekes, as well as both the Roosevelts, and Gerald Ford. We had 7 of our leading presidents, more than any other fraternity of common group ever. We were the leading provider for the Civil war, both north and south, we were the first fraternity in the state of Mississippi, as well as Alabama, and Lousiana.
    Y'all don't know **** about what I've been through, and until you come over and go through what I've been through to call my brothers brothers then **** off. I don't give a **** about anybody on here. So shut the **** up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    Y'all can all shut the **** up. I'm a DKE and proud of it. I swear to god I went to hell and back to be able to call myself a DKE. I went through some **** that y'all could never imagine going through.
    One of our older brothers is a US Navy Seal and just got back from Iraq, he said that he would rather go through basic training and he would rather go back and fight for a week before he would come back and go through our initiation. Trust me, y'all mother****in pussies couldn't handle the **** that goes down for 5 minutes...
    Go on and hate on my fraternity if you want, I don't give a ****, there's nothing I can techinically do about it, but I think it's a proven fact that the only reason have for hating on fraternities is that they don't know, or are scared to go through what it takes to be apart of it.
    For those of you that don't know, DKE is an active chapter of what is known as the "Skull and Bones" the most secret society in the nation. More secret than the CIA, and possibly the NSA. George Bush, jr, and sr, were both Dekes, as well as both the Roosevelts, and Gerald Ford. We had 7 of our leading presidents, more than any other fraternity of common group ever. We were the leading provider for the Civil war, both north and south, we were the first fraternity in the state of Mississippi, as well as Alabama, and Lousiana.
    Y'all don't know **** about what I've been through, and until you come over and go through what I've been through to call my brothers brothers then **** off. I don't give a **** about anybody on here. So shut the **** up.
    WTF, you ++PWNED yourself. I didn't even have to say anything. Thanks for savin me the trouble.
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    WTF dude?

    Bozzio for president.

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    I have some orange juice if you are thirsty. I personally don't like hepatitis and would avoid the peepee floor thing if I were you.
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    Look, i know starbucks has coined this 'Barista' phrase and you now feel important like you have some real purpose in this society, but to be honest, youre still just a coffee n1gger, so get me my ****ing drink, lose the attitude and shut the **** up before i go outside and delt smash your ****ing toyota tercel and you wont be able to get to you womens studies class at mira costa.

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    I have no clue what you are talking about.
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    Oh, and get your own ****in coffee.
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    DON'T GO SLINGING YOUR CULTURE ON ME LIKE YOU'RE SOME KIND OF HARD MOTHER****ER, ESPECIALLY ON THIS FORUM.

    YOU WANT HARD? I'M ****ING SCOTTISH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE SCOTS INVENTED? WE INVENTED THE BAGPIPE, GOLF, DRINKING, CLYDESDALES AND KILTS MOTHER****ER. OUR ENTIRE CULTURE IS DEVOTED TO WARRING CLANS AND CLEAVING MOTHER****ERS IN TWO WHILE RIDING ON HORSES THE SIZE OF 15 OF YOU MOTHER****ERS COMBINED! WE PLAY BaGPIPES BECAUSE NO OTHER HUMANS ON EARTH ARE CAPABLE, WE DRINK MORNING NOON AND NIGHT AND WEAR THESE KILTS TO MORE EASILY RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AFTER YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH THE SLAUGHTER. WE LIVE THROUGH HIGHLAND WINTERS AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO LOOK TOUGH. PAIN THAT MAKES YOU CRY MAKES US LAUGH.

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