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  1. 02-19-2008, 10:17 AM #41
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    wow she came over there to get a little something, and you give her nothing. Should of atleast lent her your Dildo since you obvisouly have a vagina, least she would have gotten something, unless of course ur using it while surfing IA while a drunk horny girls in your bed....

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    Moral of the story:


    Don't post your personal shyt on IA ie. RedGT and secondly,
    never pass up on intoxicated poon laying in your bed........
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    Update on original post. I found my balls lying on the cold street infront of my house. I proceded to grab them and insert them firmly back between my legs, underneath my long king kong, which i later used to penetrate her cervix. This also lead to her cranium beating a dent into my bedroom wall, multiple orgasams, vocal chords reaching octives and decibels only capable of being produced by a machine, and vaginal fluids all over my freshly washed sheets....hrmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by blank cd
    Update on original post. I found my balls lying on the cold street infront of my house. I proceded to grab them and insert them firmly back between my legs, underneath my long king kong, which i later used to penetrate her cervix. This also lead to her cranium beating a dent into my bedroom wall, multiple orgasams, vocal chords reaching octives and decibels only capable of being produced by a machine, and vaginal fluids all over my freshly washed sheets....hrmmm
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    why you thiink i havent posted in a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by blank cd
    why you thiink i havent posted in a while
    Shame has kept you from posting.
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    lol. im taking my man card back thank you very much

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    wow.
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    How can you post something like this with no photo evidence?
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    I say ban until photo evidence is furnished.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blank cd
    lol. im taking my man card back thank you very much
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    I want your Man-card on my desk by noon. You are hereby suspended, pending a full investigation of this matter.


    BTW: Drunk girls like it ITB.

    lol...you heard the man; turn in your man card!

    And post up some pics of her
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    ^spoken like a fag..follow your penis...not your heart


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    Quote Originally Posted by blank cd
    why you thiink i havent posted in a while
    you were choking your chicken...HARD



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  16. 02-19-2008, 03:19 PM #56
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    This thread makes me laugh. Thank you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blank cd
    Update on original post. I found my balls lying on the cold street infront of my house. I proceded to grab them and insert them firmly back between my legs, underneath my long king kong, which i later used to penetrate her cervix. This also lead to her cranium beating a dent into my bedroom wall, multiple orgasams, vocal chords reaching octives and decibels only capable of being produced by a machine, and vaginal fluids all over my freshly washed sheets....hrmmm
    BULL****!
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    WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU !!!???

    Id check her bra check her thong maybe lick a lil. MMMM
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    a real man would post pictures




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    WOW you serious?? noob!!!
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    lol...yeah turn that card in man, i mean BOY
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU !!!???

    Id check her bra check her thong maybe lick a lil. MMMM
    HAHHAHAHAH one of the funniest post here!!

    ya man, lets peek at her bra!!! omg!! maybe sniff her painties!!!

    i got left over thongs in my room.. omg who wants to see them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by blank cd
    Call me gay if you want. but im on IA. Why? I dunno, maybe its cause im too damn nice. This girl i've been talking to got drunk tonight for her birthday. I mean plastered. She told her parents she wasnt coming home and told her friends she was coming home w/ me. So i bring her here and procede to take her to my room and show her my california king size bed. I tell her to go to sleep and call me if she needs anything and that i was gonna be on the computer. So here i am....

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    LOL, dude im so disappointed in you. You could atleast have played around with her, and not have fucked her, cause after that she'll know you're a nice guy who respects her(somewhat) and maybe sucked your d!ck(if you have one) the next day! Oh man, im gonna so clown on you the next time i see you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blank cd
    Call me gay if you want. but im on IA. Why? I dunno, maybe its cause im too damn nice. This girl i've been talking to got drunk tonight for her birthday. I mean plastered. She told her parents she wasnt coming home and told her friends she was coming home w/ me. So i bring her here and procede to take her to my room and show her my california king size bed. I tell her to go to sleep and call me if she needs anything and that i was gonna be on the computer. So here i am....

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    sometimes being the nice guy doesnt work, because some girls like to be taken advantage of but still.. being the nice guy shows that you respect her.. just comfort her.. and earn it the right way


    yeahhhhhh you likeeeee when she does thattttttt
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frög
    HAHHAHAHAH one of the funniest post here!!

    ya man, lets peek at her bra!!! omg!! maybe sniff her painties!!!

    i got left over thongs in my room.. omg who wants to see them?

    we're not in high school still are we??

    come on.. you want a girl give it to you, you gotta earn it the right way, dont be an ass and f.uck her while shes drunk and knockd the f.uck out


    yeahhhhhh you likeeeee when she does thattttttt
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    go make some porno....ill wait for it in the red light district



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    6 years ago on IA we wouldve have picture for proof... damn poosies..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniaco
    LOL, dude im so disappointed in you. You could atleast have played around with her, and not have fucked her, cause after that she'll know you're a nice guy who respects her(somewhat) and maybe sucked your d!ck(if you have one) the next day! Oh man, im gonna so clown on you the next time i see you!
    Dont act like you havnt done worse!
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    Quote Originally Posted by blank cd
    Call me gay if you want. but im on IA. Why? I dunno, maybe its cause im too damn nice. This girl i've been talking to got drunk tonight for her birthday. I mean plastered. She told her parents she wasnt coming home and told her friends she was coming home w/ me. So i bring her here and procede to take her to my room and show her my california king size bed. I tell her to go to sleep and call me if she needs anything and that i was gonna be on the computer. So here i am....

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    sh!t thats stand up right there. 90% on here would be doing some date raping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julio
    6 years ago on IA we wouldve have picture for proof... damn poosies..
    quoted for troof


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    i know when i'm drunk, and i go to the guy i'm dating's house.. he better know whats up.

    & she must of been sad when she found out, you did nothing...

    no drunk girl tells people she is going to stay with a guy for "the fun of it".

    she wants some.
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    He never hit it. Man card denied!
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    Quote Originally Posted by autumnk5
    i know when i'm drunk, and i go to the guy i'm dating's house.. he better know whats up.

    & she must of been sad when she found out, you did nothing...

    no drunk girl tells people she is going to stay with a guy for "the fun of it".

    she wants some.
    she just knocked you out like kimbo did to tank
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    Quote Originally Posted by autumnk5
    i know when i'm drunk, and i go to the guy i'm dating's house.. he better know whats up.

    & she must of been sad when she found out, you did nothing...

    no drunk girl tells people she is going to stay with a guy for "the fun of it".

    she wants some.

    Soooo....You wanna get drunk tonight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5.7_Tundra
    Soooo....You wanna get drunk tonight?
    i knew that one was coming!!!!


    why yes i believe she is if she's on here. she might say yes to ya!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5.7_Tundra
    Soooo....You wanna get drunk tonight?
    I do. I put out.
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    no i have school in the morning.

    school + hangover = not good. trust me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedIXMR
    I do. I put out.






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    Quote Originally Posted by NevrNufTorq





    Jealous?
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