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    Quote Originally Posted by YoungGun
    Hell even Darwin himself said evolution as a full theory was a croc of ****.
    As reported by his heavily Christian wife who was alone at his bedside when he died. It has never been confirmed if he actually said that, or if it was his religious wife trying to tear down his theory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamikaze
    Read the following very carefully:

    I don't care what you believe.

    Really dude, you can believe what you want. I don't care. However, don't try and attack me just because I don't agree with you. And you tried to call me out on a double standard? Obviously, you did not read my statement correctly. I said, I (as in me) would rather be wrong about believing in God and have a 50% chance of an afterlife than to not believe in anything (which goes for all religions) and have 0%. That's just my own personal outlook on things. I'm not saying anyone has to agree with me, but it's not like I give a **** whether they do or not.
    If you're going to be a Christian, don't do it just to get to Heaven.

    I mean yeah, that's the ultimate goal in a round about way... But having a relationship with God and showing the love of God to others is what it is about. I'm not chastizing you, I'm just throwin in my

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly
    ...I'm just throwin in my
    Do you ever wonder why, when we want to know what someone else is thinking, we say "penny for your thoughts?" But when we give our own opinions, we're throwing in our two cents? Personal opinion = 2 x others' opinions?

    Cough.

    So back on topic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnus213
    Do you ever wonder why, when we want to know what someone else is thinking, we say "penny for your thoughts?" But when we give our own opinions, we're throwing in our two cents? Personal opinion = 2 x others' opinions?

    Cough.

    So back on topic.

    Yes because I am the princess and I matter more!


    ANYWAYS, I wonder if this verse refers to dinosaurs?

    Genesis 1:30
    30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food." And it was so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly
    Yes because I am the princess and I matter more!


    ANYWAYS, I wonder if this verse refers to dinosaurs?

    Genesis 1:30
    30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food." And it was so.
    lets not quote the bible its contradictory throughout and with all of history
    Its just a bodykit

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    I'm a Christian... It's what we do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly
    Yes because I am the princess and I matter more!


    ANYWAYS, I wonder if this verse refers to dinosaurs?

    Genesis 1:30
    30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food." And it was so.

    How come some green plants will kill you if you eat them?

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    That was for black people

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    I'd like to post in here and get the thread "poppin" lol but it looks like no ones up for a discussion. It's more like, I believe this you believe that, move on cause I ain't tryin to hear it. How lame! Ran, you failed to bring entertainment to IA today(Of course, you never really do so it's ok).


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac©
    I'd like to post in here and get the thread "poppin" lol but it looks like no ones up for a discussion. It's more like, I believe this you believe that, move on cause I ain't tryin to hear it. How lame! Ran, you failed to bring entertainment to IA today(Of course, you never really do so it's ok).
    Or maybe this topic has been discussed eleventy billion times and nobody is going to change anyone's mind. What's the point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spectic Tank
    Or maybe this topic has been discussed eleventy billion times and nobody is going to change anyone's mind. What's the point?
    Your calculations are way off. Lolol. And you think I didn't know that? Still, it's fun to see what other people have to say/post about your opinion on the subject... I know im usually on of the first to jump in a religion type thread, just because it's so much fun reading what other people have to say about it. And if you haven't noticed yet, no one here is trying to change anyones point of view, we're just trying to understand why they choose to think that way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac©
    Your calculations are way off. Lolol. And you think I didn't know that? Still, it's fun to see what other people have to say/post about your opinion on the subject... I know im usually on of the first to jump in a religion type thread, just because it's so much fun reading what other people have to say about it. And if you haven't noticed yet, no one here is trying to change anyones point of view, we're just trying to understand why they choose to think that way.
    NO, you just want to argue with people on the internet and attempt to put them down with your lame ass jokes in hopes that some other moron will rep you. I've seen the other threads and I know how you roll...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spectic Tank
    NO, you just want to argue with people on the internet and attempt to put them down with your lame ass jokes in hopes that some other moron will rep you. I've seen the other threads and I know how you roll...
    Hmmmm ok? Seeing as you know how I "roll" there is no sense in you continuing with this conversation seeing as you will only help "me" achieve more rep points.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spectic Tank
    your lame ass jokes
    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac©
    Hmmmm ok? Seeing as you know how I "roll" there is no sense in you continuing with this conversation seeing as you will only help "me" achieve more rep points.
    I rest my case.


    BTW: How many more times do you think you could fit the phrase 'seeing as' in the same sentence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spectic Tank
    I rest my case.


    BTW: How many more times do you think you could fit the phrase 'seeing as' in the same sentence?
    I wasn't "joking" dude. LOL Im just trying to prevent an argument that has nothing to do with the subject. I don't think I've ever started any drama with you, so this is something new to me. Lmk if you really have an issue with me or you're just trying to protect the fact that you're b!tch.


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    Dude whats taking you so long? Either you just suck at talking sh!t or you are trying way to hard to prove a point to someone who just doesn't give a fuk.


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    Spectic Tank, you took too long. Later, maybe next time you'll have your joke book out and ready. K!


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    different people voice different opinions. Get on with life. Jeez.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac©
    Dude whats taking you so long? Either you just suck at talking sh!t or you are trying way to hard to prove a point to someone who just doesn't give a fuk.
    Or maybe I got a J-O-B that requires me to function at a level higher than a 5th grader and can't chit-chat with you.

    DAMN...3 posts in a row...hold on to your tighty wightey's! you will be addressed when I damn well feel like it. Although, I do understand you have reruns of Real World and My Super Sweet Sixteen to watch so I will try to reply quicker next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamikaze
    Like I've said repeatedly, you're entitled to your opinion. But at the end of the day, what you think isn't going to change my mind and I'm not trying to change yours.
    I think that's unforunate that you refuse to let your mind be changed. Do you have that same mindset for everything or just religion? Instead of discussing what part of my reasoning is incorrect you basically said "I am not even going to consider what you are saying." I am an atheist but it is possible that at some point I will feel there is enough evidence to believe in a God. If someone feels they have some proof, I am more than open to hear what they have to say. I will reevaluate my beliefs everytime I find new evidence. What is the point of posting in these threads if you are not even going to consider the merit of what the other person is saying.

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    I'm not an athiest, but i like playing devil's advocate too

    Quote Originally Posted by Ran

    Top Ten Signs you're a Dumb@ss Atheist

    10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame him for everything that is wrong in modern society.
    And you frequently expound on his existance, yet have no explanation for why bad things happen.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    9. You repeatedly insist that man did not, in fact, evolve from an ape. Apes and men both evolved from another species who did not resemble Curious George in any way.
    Um....that IS the theory...so...grats, you learned something today.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    8. You criticize Christians who don't know their Bible, yet you have never opened any of Darwin's texts.
    That's because Christians have only one argument: the Bible. Athiests, on the other hand, have thousands of sources, and can argue just as well without reading Darwin (who was terribly dry.)
    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    7. While all created evidence and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all.
    Yeah. All the evidence you CREATED does point to it. The evidence in the real world, however, points to you being the moron.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    6. You can't seem to understand the fundamental differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT)
    Yes!! That is so true!! Fundy Christians don't get killed by the bombs they throw on abortion clinics. At least the Muslims take themselves out with it. (Hint: that's darwinism)
    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    5. You willingly attribute all historical atrocities in Europe to a demographic that contained approximately 100% of Europeans during the period in question.
    I thought we were talking about Athiesm?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    4. You also like to ignore the beneficial discoveries of the aforementioned demographic.
    I thought we were still talking about athiesm? Correct me if i'm wrong here, i just didnt get the joke.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    3. You don't realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics.
    implications of thermodynamics? WTF? "The relationship between heat and other properties"....Yeah, but we're the ones that just throw around random big words.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    2. You accuse Christians of being hateful and you hope that they DIAF.
    We also accuse them of not understanding the concept of irony.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    1. Your biggest complaint is that these typically hopeful and caring people want to share the greatest single thing in their life with you. You're like an idiot who wipes with winning lottery tickets.
    The greatest single thing in my life is extreme gay sex, preferably with some heroine, cocaine, or at the very least, a total lack of protection. Can i share THAT with you??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vayda

    implications of thermodynamics? WTF? "The relationship between heat and other properties"....Yeah, but we're the ones that just throw around random big words.
    lmao... i was going to say the same thing.
    there is very little room for a true understanding of science and a whole-hearted belief in creationism in the same brain.
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