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why did the integra attack you? did you provoke it?
He saw it as an opprotunity to upgrade. I certainly did not provoke anything.Originally Posted by PURE jdm
Give me something challenging, the answer to life's questions. I shalnt not waste minth talent on such peonith questionaire any longer.
uhhhh.....are you gonna answer the question?
i see... you are wise beyond your tire pressure...
why did god give rosie o'donnell boobs knowing full and well he's a man?
Even i make mistakes.Originally Posted by PURE jdm
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Until he was all chucked out.Originally Posted by DieselNuts
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...Originally Posted by DieselNuts
good answerOriginally Posted by Spectic Tank
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Why does 1439/2000 have to make fun of me when hes the white kid with dreadlocks![]()
Because fat people are always fun to poke fun at.Originally Posted by Nemesis
back up.... this guy has dreads???Originally Posted by Nemesis
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
b/c jay has issues... he wears dreads to identify with the struggle... which is why he also wears a rubber band,...... man. lol
Begone, imposter! For only I can answer life's questions.Originally Posted by PURE jdm
However, you got lucky this time, as you are correct.
If a train leaves philly @ 6am heading to houston @ approx. 65mph and another train leaves atlanta @ 9am heading to vegas @ approx 100mph, which train is serving beef?
If 8 grapefuit, 7 oranges & 3 lemons weigh the same as 3 oranges, 6 grapefruit & 6 lemons, if a grapefruit weighs 2/3 as much as a lemon & if a dozen oranges weighs 3 kilos.... How much does a lemon weigh?
The answer to your questions lies simply in a lemon and a scale. I shalt not answer questions that may be answered by simple manual labor, oh lazy one.Originally Posted by Spectic Tank
Lemons vary in weight. I'm talking about these particular lemons in my equation.Originally Posted by ZeDFuNk
Now...
Answer my damn question like you stated in the title of your thread!
The correct answer is : who gives a ****.Originally Posted by DieselNuts
Im sorry sir, but you cannot answer a question with a question...Originally Posted by ZeDFuNk
doubt not my words, ye unfaithful cur!Originally Posted by DieselNuts
Not doing math problems. They are not of higher knowledge, but instead bound by simple laws that can be decoded by mere humans. Do not waste my omniscience.
why are h/s girls today such sluts?
Originally Posted by Lucky SC
"DON'T FLOOD THE CAR PICS SECTION WITH YOUR BULLSHITOriginally Posted by Psycho
FORMULA D PICS" SQUAD MEMBER
in before the "guru answer" Why are you complaining?Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
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bad parenting.Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
Why do hotdogs come in packages of ten & hotdog buns come in packages of eight?
Begone, imposter! For only I can answer life's questions.
I shalt not restate this again.
For people like you, who are terrified of carbs.Originally Posted by DieselNuts
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So you have to buy two packs of buns.
B/c KFC's do not take IOU's note as a form of payment.Originally Posted by RandomGuy
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Because they don't work and want things anyway.
Oversized brain putting pressure on eye sockets area, resulted in slanted looking eyes.Originally Posted by DieselNuts
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From all the volcanic activity, bright lava and ash, generations of squinting led to evolutionary changes.
JDMNOOB:Begone!
why do oriental people have slanted eyes?
sigh THREAD JACK!
-because you're supposed to buy 80 of each @ one time! DUH! n00b!
-because thats racise... but if i had to made a bad guess i'd blame it on the short sighted-ness of O.E. and Crack
-because the sun is brighter over on that side of the world!
Thanks for clearing that up for meOriginally Posted by PURE jdm
repped
next?
ummmm.... Why is it that they call it "taking a dump" when you arent taking it anywhere?
You take it to the toilet.Originally Posted by DieselNuts
technically you ARE taking a dump... you have TAKEN it from you're anus to the bowl... or if you want to look @ it another way you got up off your couch/bed/chair and walked (took) yourself to another room to relieve yourself (dump) the poo
Ah, I see you have some logic in these answersOriginally Posted by PURE jdm
but in my rebuddle(sp), after I'm done, I leave it there. There for, it should be called Leaving a dump.....right?
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?