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    Default Answers to ALL of your questions!!!

    Ask anything, and it will be answered.


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    why did the integra attack you? did you provoke it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    why did the integra attack you? did you provoke it?
    He saw it as an opprotunity to upgrade. I certainly did not provoke anything.

    Give me something challenging, the answer to life's questions. I shalnt not waste minth talent on such peonith questionaire any longer.

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    why?

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    uhhhh.....are you gonna answer the question?

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    i see... you are wise beyond your tire pressure...

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    why did god give rosie o'donnell boobs knowing full and well he's a man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    why did god give rosie o'donnell boobs knowing full and well he's a man?
    Even i make mistakes.

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    how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    Until he was all chucked out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spectic Tank
    A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...
    good answer

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    Why does 1439/2000 have to make fun of me when hes the white kid with dreadlocks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    Why does 1439/2000 have to make fun of me when hes the white kid with dreadlocks
    Because fat people are always fun to poke fun at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    Why does 1439/2000 have to make fun of me when hes the white kid with dreadlocks
    back up.... this guy has dreads???


    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    b/c jay has issues... he wears dreads to identify with the struggle... which is why he also wears a rubber band,...... man. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    b/c jay has issues... he wears dreads to identify with the struggle... which is why he also wears a rubber band,...... man. lol
    Begone, imposter! For only I can answer life's questions.

    However, you got lucky this time, as you are correct.

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    If a train leaves philly @ 6am heading to houston @ approx. 65mph and another train leaves atlanta @ 9am heading to vegas @ approx 100mph, which train is serving beef?

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    If 8 grapefuit, 7 oranges & 3 lemons weigh the same as 3 oranges, 6 grapefruit & 6 lemons, if a grapefruit weighs 2/3 as much as a lemon & if a dozen oranges weighs 3 kilos.... How much does a lemon weigh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spectic Tank
    If 8 grapefuit, 7 oranges & 3 lemons weigh the same as 3 oranges, 6 grapefruit & 6 lemons, if a grapefruit weighs 2/3 as much as a lemon & if a dozen oranges weighs 3 kilos.... How much does a lemon weigh?
    The answer to your questions lies simply in a lemon and a scale. I shalt not answer questions that may be answered by simple manual labor, oh lazy one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeDFuNk
    The answer to your questions lies simply in a lemon and a scale. I shalt not answer questions that may be answered by simple manual labor, oh lazy one.
    Lemons vary in weight. I'm talking about these particular lemons in my equation.

    Now...

    Answer my damn question like you stated in the title of your thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    If a train leaves philly @ 6am heading to houston @ approx. 65mph and another train leaves atlanta @ 9am heading to vegas @ approx 100mph, which train is serving beef?
    The correct answer is : who gives a ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeDFuNk
    The correct answer is : who gives a ****.
    Im sorry sir, but you cannot answer a question with a question...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    Im sorry sir, but you cannot answer a question with a question...
    doubt not my words, ye unfaithful cur!

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    Not doing math problems. They are not of higher knowledge, but instead bound by simple laws that can be decoded by mere humans. Do not waste my omniscience.

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    why are h/s girls today such sluts?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    As a white male, I am genetically afraid of black people
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    why are h/s girls today such sluts?
    in before the "guru answer" Why are you complaining?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    why are h/s girls today such sluts?
    bad parenting.

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    Why do hotdogs come in packages of ten & hotdog buns come in packages of eight?

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    Begone, imposter! For only I can answer life's questions.

    I shalt not restate this again.

    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    Why do hotdogs come in packages of ten & hotdog buns come in packages of eight?
    For people like you, who are terrified of carbs.
    &
    So you have to buy two packs of buns.

    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    why do black people steal?
    B/c KFC's do not take IOU's note as a form of payment.

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    Because they don't work and want things anyway.

    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    why do oriental people have slanted eyes?
    Oversized brain putting pressure on eye sockets area, resulted in slanted looking eyes.

    &


    From all the volcanic activity, bright lava and ash, generations of squinting led to evolutionary changes.


    JDMNOOB:Begone!

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    Why do black people steal?

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    why do oriental people have slanted eyes?

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    sigh THREAD JACK!

    -because you're supposed to buy 80 of each @ one time! DUH! n00b!

    -because thats racise... but if i had to made a bad guess i'd blame it on the short sighted-ness of O.E. and Crack

    -because the sun is brighter over on that side of the world!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    sigh THREAD JACK!

    -because you're supposed to buy 80 of each @ one time! DUH! n00b!

    -because thats racise... but if i had to made a bad guess i'd blame it on the short sighted-ness of O.E. and Crack

    -because the sun is brighter over on that side of the world!
    Thanks for clearing that up for me repped

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    next?

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    ummmm.... Why is it that they call it "taking a dump" when you arent taking it anywhere?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    ummmm.... Why is it that they call it "taking a dump" when you arent taking it anywhere?
    You take it to the toilet.

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    technically you ARE taking a dump... you have TAKEN it from you're anus to the bowl... or if you want to look @ it another way you got up off your couch/bed/chair and walked (took) yourself to another room to relieve yourself (dump) the poo

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    technically you ARE taking a dump... you have TAKEN it from you're anus to the bowl... or if you want to look @ it another way you got up off your couch/bed/chair and walked (took) yourself to another room to relieve yourself (dump) the poo
    Ah, I see you have some logic in these answers but in my rebuddle(sp), after I'm done, I leave it there. There for, it should be called Leaving a dump.....right?

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    Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

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