Begone, imposter! For only I can answer life's questions.

I shalt not restate this again.

Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
Why do hotdogs come in packages of ten & hotdog buns come in packages of eight?
For people like you, who are terrified of carbs.
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So you have to buy two packs of buns.

Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
why do black people steal?
B/c KFC's do not take IOU's note as a form of payment.

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Because they don't work and want things anyway.

Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
why do oriental people have slanted eyes?
Oversized brain putting pressure on eye sockets area, resulted in slanted looking eyes.

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From all the volcanic activity, bright lava and ash, generations of squinting led to evolutionary changes.


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