Ok. So I have this thing, this chick (to whom I was messin with some time a while back) used to smoke this black cigarettes. When she first pulled them out, I made the usual "ewww" face, and then grunted a man grunt to counteract the "ewww" face, and then I said "****ing hell, cigarettes are disgusting, how do you sit there and inhale nastiness." Then she hit me with the "I don't inhale, just hold it in my mouth." (Insert sexual innuendo here, B*tch best swallow), so then I'm like "So you like the taste of ****?"
Her: "No they taste really good, this one cappucino flavored"
Me: "Don't bull**** me woman"
Her: *Handing me black cigarette*
me: *Smelling.....* "Mmm...They do smell good."
Her: *lights and blows in my face*
Me: "Wow..they still smell good... I thought that was your perfume."
So...years later I've been thinking and I figured I'd give "Becoming addicted" a try. I called all my friends I could think of that smoked and they didn't believe me, and offered to pay for my cigarettes for a month if I smoked a pack a week.
SO........We've got this $500 bet going. If I smoke a pack a week until February 16th, then quit cold turkey, I get $500. If I don't a) smoke a whole pack for every 7 days until then, or b) don't quit cold turkey, they each get $100 (theres 5 of them).
Sounds stupid and what not, but I mean...it can't be that bad. I'm tired of people telling me "You don't understand"(In response to "Why the **** don't you just stop). Thing is...I plan to not inhale...I have Track Star lungs, so just the mouth is fine.
Anyways...what do you guys think about Djarums?
Cliffs:
Trying experiment smoking cigarettes, a bet is initiated between me and some friends. Winner gets $500.
Originally Posted by d-ninja
Ok. So I have this thing, this chick (to whom I was messin with some time a while back) used to smoke this black cigarettes. When she first pulled them out, I made the usual "ewww" face, and then grunted a man grunt to counteract the "ewww" face, and then I said "****ing hell, cigarettes are disgusting, how do you sit there and inhale nastiness." Then she hit me with the "I don't inhale, just hold it in my mouth." (Insert sexual innuendo here, B*tch best swallow), so then I'm like "So you like the taste of ****?"
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