Djarums

[The Ninja]

Update on page 4.


Ok. So I have this thing, this chick (to whom I was messin with some time a while back) used to smoke this black cigarettes. When she first pulled them out, I made the usual "ewww" face, and then grunted a man grunt to counteract the "ewww" face, and then I said "****ing hell, cigarettes are disgusting, how do you sit there and inhale nastiness." Then she hit me with the "I don't inhale, just hold it in my mouth." (Insert sexual innuendo here, B*tch best swallow), so then I'm like "So you like the taste of ****?"

Her: "No they taste really good, this one cappucino flavored"
Me: "Don't bull**** me woman"
Her: *Handing me black cigarette*
me: *Smelling.....* "Mmm...They do smell good."
Her: *lights and blows in my face*
Me: "Wow..they still smell good... I thought that was your perfume."

So...years later I've been thinking and I figured I'd give "Becoming addicted" a try. I called all my friends I could think of that smoked and they didn't believe me, and offered to pay for my cigarettes for a month if I smoked a pack a week.


SO........We've got this $500 bet going. If I smoke a pack a week until February 16th, then quit cold turkey, I get $500. If I don't a) smoke a whole pack for every 7 days until then, or b) don't quit cold turkey, they each get $100 (theres 5 of them).

Sounds stupid and what not, but I mean...it can't be that bad. I'm tired of people telling me "You don't understand"(In response to "Why the **** don't you just stop). Thing is...I plan to not inhale...I have Track Star lungs, so just the mouth is fine.

Anyways...what do you guys think about Djarums?




Cliffs:
Trying experiment smoking cigarettes, a bet is initiated between me and some friends. Winner gets $500.

[GaGen2Teg]

I like em come in a whole bunch of flavors djarum blacks cherry and idk what other flavs but there are alot just make sure you know that they are like 2 dollars more than reg cigs cuz there cloved cigarettes

[The Ninja]

Cloved? Whats that mean? And I don't care, I'm not paying for'em.

[GaGen2Teg]

oh its just a more expensive tobacco idk haha well **** if you aint paying for them even better good luck with your bet

[JDM TYTE YO]

oh its just a more expensive tobacco idk haha well **** if you aint paying for them even better good luck with your bet

ditto

[bu villain]

Thats free money! It takes months or years of smoking to become really addicted. Youre only smoking a pack a week plus your not inhaling? Thatll be the easiest 500 you ever made. What are you gonna buy?

[The Ninja]

...."Cloved" sounds like a verb...They apparently do something to the tobacco when its growing or drying or something...*googles...*

[RandomGuy]

f*ck djarums... start with newports lol

djarums = virginia slims ... they don't really have that much tobacco, its mainly cloves- why they crackle when you hit them. and that hook that regular ones

I'm kinda curious to see how this goes as well... But yeah newports are the perfect control.. bc like everyone I knew started with 'ports lol

so yeah... git'rdun

[Doppelgänger]

f*ck djarums... start with newports lol

djarums = virginia slims ... they don't really have that much tobacco, its mainly cloves- why they crackle when you hit them. and that hook that regular ones

I'm kinda curious to see how this goes as well... But yeah newports are the perfect control.. bc like everyone I knew started with 'ports lol

so yeah... git'rdun

Im not realding this whole thread.

Hassan, you're pissed that i got you to smoek Blacks lol

I smoke Blacks.... 1 pack a week. I know all the places around me that sell them and pay $5.29 w/tax per pack

[RandomGuy]

Im not realding this whole thread.

Hassan, you're pissed that i got you to smoek Blacks lol

I smoke Blacks.... 1 pack a week. I know all the places around me that sell them and pay $5.29 w/tax per pack

you did introduce me to them a long time ago before like every gas station carried them... I was like damn wtf are these haha bc i never even heard of them/ seen them. I was wondering wtf you were smoking when I saw you, looked like a twig from a tree. So you gave me one and i was just amazed, like wtf thats different... Haha i was out at the next meet with a pack of djarum blacks... you smoke those fruit special recipe 9 ones or something if i remember correctly.

So the wow effect kicked in like vtec and I ended up smoking those for like a few days, then i couldnt stand them again so I went back to newports/smooths lol.

But this was a while ago... we both "quit" since then haha remember when you got sick and "quit" hahahah

[Spektrewing386]

thats the most retarded bet ive heard of



you should bet that can run 10 miles without stopping. I can do 7 miles without stopping.

[The Ninja]

thats the most retarded bet ive heard of



you should bet that can run 10 miles without stopping. I can do 7 miles without stopping.

I made a bet with 50cent that was a little dumber. I bet him I could get shot more times and survive, and he was all for it, and I was too as long as he went first. So... I shot the ****** until the 9 jammed. Then I dipped.....that mother****er survived. So....now he's looking for me, gotta lay low.

[The Ninja]

I'm not a distance runner...


Anyways, I'll be sure to keep the thread updated...or at least re-bump it when I'm supposed to "quit". My dad smokes newports, but the thing is...those sh*ts stink. Thats why I'm going with clove cigarettes...pretty flavors and stuff. (no homo). I read on yahoo that clove is more damaging to your lungs, . Good thing I'm not "inhaling" but I'm sure some will seep down...I'll try not to go full blown smoking the b*tches.

[RandomGuy]

I'm not a distance runner...


Anyways, I'll be sure to keep the thread updated...or at least re-bump it when I'm supposed to "quit". My dad smokes newports, but the thing is...those sh*ts stink. Thats why I'm going with clove cigarettes...pretty flavors and stuff. (no homo). I read on yahoo that clove is more damaging to your lungs, . Good thing I'm not "inhaling" but I'm sure some will seep down...I'll try not to go full blown smoking the b*tches.

lol wtf if ur just puffing? u cant addicted. its not even smoking, technically. Lol nothing gets in your system, therefore no hook.

I don't think you can get addicted to djarums? I'm nto sure though... Dude try Marlboro Menthol Smooths... and pull and inhale... if you can smoke a pack a week (which is 2-3 a day) for a month... I'm seriously curious on knowing the outcome of that test. How hard it'd be to quit and what not.. it'd be easy to quit, it wont get hard unless you take full drags for like at least 6 months straight

[The Ninja]

**** that...6 months of full drags will destroy my lungs. I'll do full drags for this month. I told'em I wasn't planning on it, and they were like its OK because some of it still gets into your system, you don't completely prevent it from going down your wind pipe. Heading to the store now...I'll brb.

[RandomGuy]

**** that...6 months of full drags will destroy my lungs. I'll do full drags for this month. I told'em I wasn't planning on it, and they were like its OK because some of it still gets into your system, you don't completely prevent it from going down your wind pipe. Heading to the store now...I'll brb.

NOOOOOO dont get djarums

get marlboro menthol smooths

i wanna see you drag those... those were good when I smoked

[GaGen2Teg]

Them marlboro menthol smooths a pretty good

[The Ninja]

Back...


$7.43....Damn them ****s are expensive. We changed the bet, If I lose I have to pay them the $107.43 each. -_-' penny pinching bastards.

[GaGen2Teg]

told you they was expensive i could of got em free for you i can get anyone cigs for free haha i work at a liq store

edit: correction i shouldnt say free cuz then everyone would ask but cheaper haha

[The Ninja]

told you they was expensive i could of got em free for you i can get anyone cigs for free haha i work at a liq store

edit: correction i shouldnt say free cuz then everyone would ask but cheaper haha

Where you work at, because I'ma need the most discounts I can get?

[GaGen2Teg]

Where you work at, because I'ma need the most discounts I can get?

the package store on franklin ave in marietta

[The Ninja]

Oh **** my girlfriend is gonna ***** me the f*ck out...And she just texted me. "I'm coming out there, to spend the night." F*CK! Lol, I'll just wait until she goes out for a smoke and makes me come, then I'll whip out my cigs, and she'll be like WTF?!?!?!?!

[The Ninja]

Oh ****...I now realize the guy never ID'd me!

[chinitoxamor]

Oh ****...I now realize the guy never ID'd me!

i get ID'd everywhere i go.. well besides drinkin

[chinitoxamor]

they taste good as hell.. i had it a couple of days ago but shyt takes too long to smoke.. i was standing there in da cold and smokin that.. tastes good thou.. try to lick ur lips after u had it on the cig butt.. realli nice sweet taste to it.. but yeh.. i still like camel frost.. marlboro smooth is good too but i lik frost better

[RandomGuy]

they taste good as hell.. i had it a couple of days ago but shyt takes too long to smoke.. i was standing there in da cold and smokin that.. tastes good thou.. try to lick ur lips after u had it on the cig butt.. realli nice sweet taste to it.. but yeh.. i still like camel frost.. marlboro smooth is good too but i lik frost better

camel frost = nasty

also after you smoke them... tear open the filter... theres a little bead with the "minty" flavor in it lol.. WTF LOL theres actually a little peice of plastic in the filter... I swear

I'm sure that can't be good for you. Also it blocks airflow so the drags are harder.

M-M Smooths FTW, but i quit.

[The Ninja]

I think its because its literally right across the street from college dorms....meh...not like I'm under 18.

[The Ninja]

I'm anxious to start smoking them....but....its ****ing cold outside.

[chinitoxamor]

hahaha.. go smoke dude.. like stand behind a brickwall hahaha.. thats what i did at discover mills even thou it was cold

[Alan®]

im curious to see how this goes. I smoke ports but I'm broke so i'm bumming at this point. Gonna quit tommorow

[coolcat]

Djarums = straight up gay.

[ZeDFuNk]

as a first time smoker i dont see how you're going to smoke a pack a day... but good luck man. you'll probably throw up a couple times.

[redrumracer]

as a first time smoker i dont see how you're going to smoke a pack a day... but good luck man. you'll probably throw up a couple times.

ummmmm its a pack a week

[The Ninja]

Ok. So I have this thing, this chick (to whom I was messin with some time a while back) used to smoke this black cigarettes. When she first pulled them out, I made the usual "ewww" face, and then grunted a man grunt to counteract the "ewww" face, and then I said "****ing hell, cigarettes are disgusting, how do you sit there and inhale nastiness." Then she hit me with the "I don't inhale, just hold it in my mouth." (Insert sexual innuendo here, B*tch best swallow), so then I'm like "So you like the taste of ****?"

Her: "No they taste really good, this one cappucino flavored"
Me: "Don't bull**** me woman"
Her: *Handing me black cigarette*
me: *Smelling.....* "Mmm...They do smell good."
Her: *lights and blows in my face*
Me: "Wow..they still smell good... I thought that was your perfume."

So...years later I've been thinking and I figured I'd give "Becoming addicted" a try. I called all my friends I could think of that smoked and they didn't believe me, and offered to pay for my cigarettes for a month if I smoked a pack a week.


SO........We've got this $500 bet going. If I smoke a pack a week until February 16th, then quit cold turkey, I get $500. If I don't a) smoke a whole pack for every 7 days until then, or b) don't quit cold turkey, they each get $100 (theres 5 of them).

Sounds stupid and what not, but I mean...it can't be that bad. I'm tired of people telling me "You don't understand"(In response to "Why the **** don't you just stop). Thing is...I plan to not inhale...I have Track Star lungs, so just the mouth is fine.

Anyways...what do you guys think about Djarums?




Cliffs:
Trying experiment smoking cigarettes, a bet is initiated between me and some friends. Winner gets $500.

Reading > You

Just talked to my roommate, he said that they take long to smoke and that a pack a week as a first time smoker is going to be hard.

[chinitoxamor]

see i try not to make it a daily habit anymore.. im only a social smoker haha

[The Ninja]

Ok...well I was hoping the rain would stop but it won't and i'm tired so I'm gonna go puff one real quick....then hit the sack.

[umairejaz]

LOL interesting bet, I would never smoke.

[The Ninja]

Oh my fuc.k..these things take forever tos moke. They leave a nice taste on my lips, they crackle when I puff, and wow...I feel like I just took a shot of tequila. Small puffs work the best because I sure as hell couldn't take a hard strong swig. They leave the regular smell of cigs on my hands >_< and probably everywhere else. I just brushed my teeth and washed my mouth out. But ****...my eyes are red, and I feel light headed as ****. This is going to be harder than I thought.

[KPowerEP3]

Oh my fuc.k..these things take forever tos moke. They leave a nice taste on my lips, they crackle when I puff, and wow...I feel like I just took a shot of tequila. Small puffs work the best because I sure as hell couldn't take a hard strong swig. They leave the regular smell of cigs on my hands >_< and probably everywhere else. I just brushed my teeth and washed my mouth out. But ****...my eyes are red, and I feel light headed as ****. This is going to be harder than I thought.

pu55y.

[GaGen2Teg]

haha good luck with the bet