A chicken farmer goes into a local tavern and takes a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence." says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence." says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks." he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said.



A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and
everyone
inside dies. When they get to meet their Maker, because of the grief
they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each before
they enter Heaven.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what she wish is. "I
want
to be gorgeous." So God snaps his fingers, and it is done. The second

one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too." Another

snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when
God is
halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When

there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The
guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."

So, the next time you are last in line...smile!