Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
the top 10 reasons why there are no Black NASCAR drivers:

1. Have to sit upright while driving.
2. Pistol won稚 stay under front seat.
3. Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
4. Pit crew can稚 work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
5. They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
6. Police cars on track interfere with race.
7. No passenger seat for the Ho.
8. No Cadillacs approved for competition.
9. When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
10. They can稚 wear their helmets sideways.

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