if you're offended by racial jokes suck a nut and get out of this thread
lol
so with that said LET 'EM GO ... and keep in mind this is all in good fun.
I'll start it off
What do you call a black scuba diver?
A SEA MONKEY
LIRL
IA Racial Joke thread
if you're offended by racial jokes suck a nut and get out of this thread
so with that said LET 'EM GO ... and keep in mind this is all in good fun.
I'll start it off
What do you call a black scuba diver?
A SEA MONKEY
LIRL
two black guys, Tyrone and Jamal, were standing outside a store when they see a sign that said become white...only 99cents ... Tyrone had a $1 bill and Jamal had 98 cents...so Jamal says to Tyrone...go in, become white, then give me the left over penny so I can become white too...Tyrone says ok and goes inside and comes back out...Jamal exclaims holy sh!t you're white!!...give me the penny so I can be white too...Tyrone looks at him and says...
FUĈK YOU NİGGER GET A JOB!
what do you call a barn full of naggers ?
antique farm equipment
There's an Asian, a Hispanic, and a Black riding in a car. Who's driving?
The cop.
What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
ROBERTO
LIRL
I would post but it won't be a joke and I will be banzered.
WHORESLOUNGE - EVERYTHING GOES.Originally Posted by 81911SC
Does it have to be a joke?
shut the fuk up and post something
panzy
Want a joke? Ok, Naggers making movies. Either it has a f ucking basketball in it or some ***** (male or female) snapin and popin, or a combination of both. Makes me sick.
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UGA: Everybody is laughing at us this year.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
if you're offended by racial jokes suck a nut and get out of this thread
so with that said LET 'EM GO ... and keep in mind this is all in good fun.
I'll start it off
What do you call a black scuba diver?
A SEA MONKEY
LIRL
LOL
You are truely a dumbass. And I mean that sincerely.
what happens when a Cuban gets a flat tire?
he drowns.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Walks up to the bar tender. & the bar tender says "Hey, where did you get that?" " BROCK...Africa's full of them"
The Carbon Fibered R6
why do mexicans re-fry their beans?
have you even known a mexican to do something right the first time?
Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?
So puerto ricans can window shop.
why do mexicans steal cabbage patch dolls?
for the birth certificate. lolz
-IA MGMT is inappropriate.
What does BFI on a dumpster stand for??
black family inside.
badoom CHEE
how does santa know he's accidentally landed on a Jew's roof?
there's a parking meter by the chimney.
Black guy stumbles across an old lamp. He picks it up and rubs it real good.
Out comes a genie giving the black guy 3 wishes. Black dude says,
"I wanna be white, uptight and outta sight!"
So the genie turned him into a tampon.
Later, QD.
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how does a black chick know if she's pregnant?
stick a banana up her cooter -- if it comes out half-eaten, there's another monkey on the way.
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, “I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth… Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”
St. Peter said, “That’s a question only God can answer.” So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, “God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”
God simply replied “You are what you are.”
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, “Well, did God straighten out your query for you?” The zebra looked puzzled.
“No sir, God simply said ‘You are what you are.’” St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, “Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.”
The zebra asked St. Peter, “How do you know that for certain?” “Because,” said St. Peter, “If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, “You is what you is.”
-IA MGMT is inappropriate.
the top 10 reasons why there are no Black NASCAR drivers:
1. Have to sit upright while driving.
2. Pistol won’t stay under front seat.
3. Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
4. Pit crew can’t work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
5. They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
6. Police cars on track interfere with race.
7. No passenger seat for the Ho.
8. No Cadillacs approved for competition.
9. When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
10. They can’t wear their helmets sideways.
-IA MGMT is inappropriate.
Why are black people so strong?
TV's are getting heavier.
-IA MGMT is inappropriate.
There is an apartment with three families in it. A black family lives at the top, a white family lives in the middle and a mexican family lives at the bottom. A tornado hit the apartment, which family survived?
The white family, they were all at work.
-IA MGMT is inappropriate.
How is spoiled milk and a fat white girl's legs alike?
They're both white and chunky
-IA MGMT is inappropriate.
why can't black kids play in the sand box?
the cat keeps trying to bury them.
WHY DIDN'T I SEE THIS THREAD SOONER!!!! lol
joke:
a white guy, a black guy, and a mexican all get a wish from God...
The black guy asks God if he could send all the black people (including himself) back to africa so they can restore their beautiful home land..
The mexican (thinking to himself, that's an awesome idea!!) Asks God to send him/and all the other mexicans back to their home land so they can make their country stronger and wealthier....
the white guy looks at God and says... "so all the blacks are back in africa?" God replies.. "Yes sir, they are..." the white guys then asks.... "and all the mexicans are back in mexico???" God again replies "every last one of them, now what WISH would you like my son"
White guy says.... "I'll take a coke"
How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?
When your computer is upgraded, homework is done, and the chink is still trying to back out of the yard.
-IA MGMT is inappropriate.
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where His mom is baking. He puts His hand in the flour and wipes it all over His face. He looks at His mom and says, "Mom, look, I`m a white boy!"
His mom slaps him in the kisser and says, "Go show your father!"
He goes to His dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I`m a white boy!" His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your Grandmother!"
The boy goes in His grandmother`s room and says, "Look granny, I`m a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to His mother.
His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?!"
To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I`ve only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you black people!"
FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!
What's the definition of confusion?
Father's Day in Harlem.
Later, QD.
FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!
LOL that's hilarious qd
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