Quote Originally Posted by blackshine007
I'd bang a chick with a fake leg. I can always grab the other one.

I think I'd have to pass on the wheel chair. Well, if the lower half still had a little feeling, maybe, but on the low-low. Like, the very low-low. I don't wanna be hitting it and all of a sudden she starts crapping on herself. I'll never be the same again
I think I would squeal with glee if I grabbed one of her legs and it came off. I'd swing that thing around like a 1970s dance step screaming "Wooo wooo" like I was at the rodeo. Then i'd hold it like a sword and say "Conan says, ENOUGH TALK" and hammer her like a steam engine while slapping her nub and asking her if she like being a dirty one legged whore.

After it was all over though, we'd cuddle. Until Family Guy came on, then she's on her own.