Another "would you bang" thread

[1000cckiller]

Hell no. You go get you some of that dilapidated poon brother. Nothing wrong with that. Here's what you do.

1. First rule of a girl in a wheelchair, you HAVE to do her IN the chair.
2 .Throw those legs up and hook em over the arms of the chair.
3. This is the important one, lock the brakes on the chair. If you don't and you get a good thrust, that sumbitch will roll back and you'll tear a hamstring putting you on the injured list and that would end your fantasy world real fast.
4. Fake a seisure. That way when you are slamming it and she starts crying, she can't get mad at ya cause you gots the handicaps too.
5. When you are ready to blow, shoot it on the axles of the chair. Tell her it's for lubrication. She will think you are just the nicest, most thoughtful guy.

You will have a friend for life. You can push her around the park, through the mall. You can race old ladys in the grocery store and she will make a great place to stack the christmas gifts on the way to grandmas house. "Billy, is that your girlfriend under all those presents" HAR HAR.

Also, if you guys get in and arguement, you can leave her ass downstairs so she can't ***** at ya.

I want one. Now.

that **** was funny, now go kill yo self.

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that **** was funny, now go kill yo self.

Aww, that's mean.

[1000cckiller]

Aww, that's mean.

damn I am just messing with ya.

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damn I am just messing with ya.

[1000cckiller]