so.. i just tried to stop.. and failed miserably.

[Sport1.3]

It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's freaking halarious!!!
(I have a T-shirt that says that).

I've had many many owned moments before. Which luckily for me I have no pride or shame so I find crap that happens to me funny at that moment. One time while playing league pool I went to the bathroom to pee. I finish peeing and probably do more shakes than allowed by law. But I think I did the job.

I go to the sink which normally has very low pressure becuase all the women in the bathroom over are using it and all the men are too. So I guess that there were no women in the women's restroom and I know there wasn't anyone else in the mens. I throw the faucet on high like I always too and it looked like a pressure washer exploded. Worste part was it nailed me on the crotch and it looked like I quite didn't make it.


And the worste worste worste part of it was I had to go up and play my match right then so I couldn't make love to the blowdryer and dry off. And I go back with wet crotch and I have to play for a while with wet crotch. On top of my buddy's making fun of me and me playing a good looking girl.

But yeah that would have been a great youtube/metacafe moment.

everyone knows when that happens you're supposed to wet the entire front half of your pants so there is no way they can assume you pissed that much

[Smittie61984]

everyone knows when that happens you're supposed to wet the entire front half of your pants so there is no way they can assume you pissed that much

Or claim that you DID piss that much. "Yo girl. I gotta bladder the size of your head". Is that a good pick up line?

[ZeD]

Or claim that you DID piss that much. "Yo girl. I gotta bladder the size of your head". Is that a good pick up line?

LOL yea, i got a bladder the size of yo head.. so just imagine the beast that has to handle all the bladder releasing. it's like a firehose.

[con]

sorry dude, but

[ZeD]

sorry dude, but

LOL what you sorry for? i was laughing my ass off once i sprang up from it.. i was just hinking to myself how funny it woulda been to see someone bust as much ass as i did..

[blackboi50]

im still laughing at how funny this was to read!!!!!!!..........1

[ZeD]

im still laughing at how funny this was to read!!!!!!!..........1

i wish i could've recorded it

[Doppelgänger]

Kinda like this guy.

Long story short. I was up at the Gap with a Roadster club. There was a group of Frat kids up there. Well we turn on a golf cart and told them to take it for a spin. They did and their peer-leader saw them... and funny insued. Mr Leader came running to tell them to stop and missed a rather large hill and did a face plant on the pavement... except... we got it on film.... watch on the right side of the screen and you'll see it...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...46485497008597

[ZeD]

Kinda like this guy.

Long story short. I was up at the Gap with a Roadster club. There was a group of Frat kids up there. Well we turn on a golf cart and told them to take it for a spin. They did and their peer-leader saw them... and funny insued. Mr Leader came running to tell them to stop and missed a rather large hill and did a face plant on the pavement... except... we got it on film.... watch on the right side of the screen and you'll see it...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...46485497008597

LOL too bad it wasn't int he light.