Quote Originally Posted by Smittie61984
It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's freaking halarious!!!
(I have a T-shirt that says that).

I've had many many owned moments before. Which luckily for me I have no pride or shame so I find crap that happens to me funny at that moment. One time while playing league pool I went to the bathroom to pee. I finish peeing and probably do more shakes than allowed by law. But I think I did the job.

I go to the sink which normally has very low pressure becuase all the women in the bathroom over are using it and all the men are too. So I guess that there were no women in the women's restroom and I know there wasn't anyone else in the mens. I throw the faucet on high like I always too and it looked like a pressure washer exploded. Worste part was it nailed me on the crotch and it looked like I quite didn't make it.


And the worste worste worste part of it was I had to go up and play my match right then so I couldn't make love to the blowdryer and dry off. And I go back with wet crotch and I have to play for a while with wet crotch. On top of my buddy's making fun of me and me playing a good looking girl.

But yeah that would have been a great youtube/metacafe moment.
everyone knows when that happens you're supposed to wet the entire front half of your pants so there is no way they can assume you pissed that much