ok so.. i got to work early.. and i said to myself "hey.. mcydee's is across the street, ill walk across and get some breakfast." so im walking.. and im in the center lane.. to my left there's a van waiting to turn.. and cars are coming on my right.. so i dart for mcdonalds.. mind you.. there's a huge line of cars waiting for food.. Anyways, i get across the street and im trying to slow myself down.. so i get closer.. jump up onto the walkway to stop myself.. and waht do you know.. CAUTION:WET FLOOR SIGN to my direct left next to the door. Did i see it? hell no. I jump onto the walkway and i hit the ground instantly.. SMACK.. then i SLID.. into the ****ing wall and hit myface. I hopped up as quick as i possibly could to play it off.. needless to say the guy in the s2000 waiting at the window was laughing, and said "you alright man?" I was hoping no one saw me :[. Anyways, i ****ed up my shin and it's bleeding and my face hurts :[. Yet, i haven't stopped laughing.. im trying to play in my head how funny it would have been to see someone else bust some serious ass like i did. I didnt break my fall at all.. my foot made contact with the concrete and i went straight down onto my left shin..


Just thought id share how owned i got with everyone..