Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
one time i had food poisoning.. and i had exsplosive diahhrea.. right.. so.. i'd **** all over the place, turn around, and throw up, INTO MY ****, then turn BACK around and **** again. this repeated about 5 times a day for about 2 days. it was awesome.
Ultimate weight-loss right there. I know you felt about 20x lighter after that.

But damn...the pain...