...you go to take a leak, but then mid-stream you feel the dirt turtle wanting to come out? Because then you gotta stop what your doing, readjust yourself and then try to pick back up. But by this point, the toilet is half full of lemonade. You don't want to flush the toilet, because you don't feel like hitting up the water bill. So there you are, dropping brownies in golden cider with it splashing up on you.
Just p*sses me off...or on...or however you want to look at it. Just thought I'd share.