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  1. 10-25-2007, 04:42 PM #1
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    Default Don't you hate it when...

    ...you go to take a leak, but then mid-stream you feel the dirt turtle wanting to come out? Because then you gotta stop what your doing, readjust yourself and then try to pick back up. But by this point, the toilet is half full of lemonade. You don't want to flush the toilet, because you don't feel like hitting up the water bill. So there you are, dropping brownies in golden cider with it splashing up on you.

    Just p*sses me off...or on...or however you want to look at it. Just thought I'd share.
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    you're gross....
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    Yes and it sucks major ass holes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    you're gross....
    Oh yeah, like it's never happened to you. lol
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    Wow....that was a pretty graphic post without any ****'s.
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    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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    I flush first

    Don't you hate it when you're taking a dirty turtle bomber mission and a chuthulu surprises the **** out of you in a tentacle anal raping from the toilet bowl sort of way?


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    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    Wow....that was a pretty graphic post without any ****'s.
    When you talk to kids a lot, you gotta know how to censor your language but still get a point across.
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    I just pee in the shower. Same thing as a toilet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Oh yeah, like it's never happened to you. lol

    ... not that i recall....

    even so... my crap doesn't come out in raging logs of furry causing wave pools in my toilet...

    so even if it has... it doesn't concern me that much...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    I just pee in the shower. Same thing as a toilet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    Wow....that was a pretty graphic post without any ****'s.

    hence the reason it was gross....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    ... not that i recall....

    even so... my crap doesn't come out in raging logs of furry causing wave pools in my toilet...

    so even if it has... it doesn't concern me that much...
    roflmao raging logs of fury
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    roflmao raging logs of fury

    i'm here, for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    i'm here, for you.
    appreciate it
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  16. 10-25-2007, 04:59 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    ...you go to take a leak, but then mid-stream you feel the dirt turtle wanting to come out? Because then you gotta stop what your doing, readjust yourself and then try to pick back up. But by this point, the toilet is half full of lemonade. You don't want to flush the toilet, because you don't feel like hitting up the water bill. So there you are, dropping brownies in golden cider with it splashing up on your @ss.

    Just p*sses me off...or on...or however you want to look at it. Just thought I'd share.
    I hate to admit it but yeah, I feel the same.


    Not to jack your thread, but to add onto that, what about after you get finished and wipe and everything, only for another mud bear to be waiting at the exit and then you have to start all over again basicly a waste a bunch of TP for nothing. Sir, I feel your pain

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  17. 10-25-2007, 05:04 PM #17
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    LOL.
    Val for president!

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    HAH tracy is going yup....well anyways she sits and pee's so im sure her favorite pal is gonna pop on by and give her welcoming splash.
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    how about when u wipe ur sore ******* after u pee'd out of it and u wipe doodoo butter onto ur sack?

    hahahah im sorry that was gross.

    great thread!
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    umm...No.
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    I poop standing up.
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    JUST LIKE ANY FAG WOULD.
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  23. 10-25-2007, 07:54 PM #23
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    haha this thread is f u c king awesome im in a dorm so i flush the toilet then throw a paper towel in that hoe so no spash for me
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    ok on second thought man, my apartment is off limits












    LOL
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    LOL Wow..At This Thread...But Ya....I Hate It..
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    Yea, that ****'s terrible...no pun intended.
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    omg...that is soo gross...lol
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    what i really hate is when your on the dock taking the kids for a swim, and instead of laying your extension over the lip, you have to drain the wizard at the same time, so you place him inside and he decides to try to join the kids? EEEEWWWWW!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    what i really hate is when your on the dock taking the kids for a swim, and instead of laying your extension over the lip, you have to drain the wizard at the same time, so you place him inside and he decides to try to join the kids? EEEEWWWWW!!!
    I only followed 3/4 of that analogy.
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    hahahaha this thread is funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    I only followed 3/4 of that analogy.
    it's ok, not everyones blessed.......


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    it's ok, not everyones blessed.......




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    I think he went to take a crap and had to pee so he put his **** in the bowl and took a crap on it... or it went into the water?


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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII




    +1 for the reply!!! that SHATNER MADE ME LAUGH!!

    Quote Originally Posted by STORMHAMMER
    I think he went to take a crap and had to pee so he put his **** in the bowl and took a crap on it... or it went into the water?
    and your correct hammer...on the latter. it's a terrible feeling....

    reminds me of one time i went out drinking one night and the next morning i was trying to rehydrate, but the water stirred up some hidden alky in my system, so i ran to the bathroom, to puke, but realized i had the bubble guts too, so i'm stumbling around in a circle in the bathroom, trying to determine which should go first....they both wanted DIBS on the toilet, so i grabbed the trashcan, dumped the paper out and.........!!!

    my girl had a shiz fit, but i felt like a new man!WITH A REPLENISHED BUZZ!
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    one time i had food poisoning.. and i had exsplosive diahhrea.. right.. so.. i'd **** all over the place, turn around, and throw up, INTO MY ****, then turn BACK around and **** again. this repeated about 5 times a day for about 2 days. it was awesome.
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    AAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    one time i had food poisoning.. and i had exsplosive diahhrea.. right.. so.. i'd **** all over the place, turn around, and throw up, INTO MY ****, then turn BACK around and **** again. this repeated about 5 times a day for about 2 days. it was awesome.
    Ultimate weight-loss right there. I know you felt about 20x lighter after that.

    But damn...the pain...
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