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    so since i'm bored and i'm here filling in for my dad at his work.. lets pass the time its call "ASK JM" ask me any question and i will answer it in the best JM way i know how... who knows i might actually get it right...

    so who's first

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    What came first JM or JDM?

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    I already asked about JDM glass for your mirrors...so how about your windows?

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    kevy - the JDM did.... as japan has been around longer than i have lol

    annie - no b/c they have inverted wang doodles... one would have to fly backwards while the other flew in an inverted 6 g negative dive while shooting the other the bird... so in a word..... eh.

    mr. doo - yes sir, straight outta the land of rice and geisha

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    annie - no b/c they have inverted wang doodles... one would have to fly backwards while the other flew in an inverted 6 g negative dive while shooting the other the bird... so in a word..... eh.
    So I guess...theoretically yes, but realistically no?

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    indeed....

    any more questions before i venture to my bed to sleep on the right side, and wake up at 8:40 pm tokyo intl time

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    Even his clock is JDM!

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    whats the difference between a jdm miata motor and a usdm or edm motor?

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    Is it i high percentage of sucess if a group of kids age 10 plotting to take over the world by the time they reach 30 years of age possible?


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    How can I get a 34 year old fart to part with a 300zx that hasn't been running for two years, has bad paint, a broken passenger mirror, has a messed up cam, rusted rotors, bad interior except for the seats, and was sitting outside for the entire two years which might mean the t-tops might leak if I take them off and put them back on after two year of not having them off?


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    Ahhhh Sheeeeit My boy JM don't know what he dun Started now!!!


    ANSWER ALL Questions!!!

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    Dear JM,

    Why can't you be as JDM as Rini?

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    EF man - i don't think so, then again my honda is a little rusty... i say add some wasabi to your tank and then add 1 cup small PSI and you'll be great to go

    red - not a ton as i remember it, emissions etc etc... however the miatas in australia were offered with a factory turbo kit at one point i DO know... (this is pre MSM's kiddies)

    Curry - i do not wuv kok... however i do <3 teh curry... the pink prelude curry to be exact... i sense much self gratification in your future brown on... might i suggest hustler or barely durka?

    simply put no... the possiblitity through college of them staying together, pooling money, buying something devious from the youfus, and actually succeeding is VERY unlikely... mainly b/c they are going to get all the girls in their group pregnant and then guess what? daddies don't take over the world... however THEIR kids might

    also, is this a TT or a NA? and i would tell him that its an eye sore and you can do wonders with it to help a struggling weekend mechanic and you consider it a challenge to see if you can get it up and running and you would like to purchase it for an EXTREMELY small fee, thus clearing his precious land of such a terrible waste... Meanwhile we both plot to run the streets with it by swapping in a RB25DET (Big ball + no interior + super stiffy suspension = bye bye piggy )

    Kevykev - NAH MEAN?! i got this on lock like my grandpa's liquor collection... but a whole lot better

    Amy san - to my knowledge LUCY is way MO jdm than rini.... lets observe...

    RINI - Blitz - JDM POINT....... Tanabe - JDM POINT.... TRD... JDM POINT.... Fujita...???? not so much... Racing Hart 18's.... Nope... rule of thumb on JDM is OEM +1... you've got plus a few..

    LUCY - TRUST - JDM point..... Lucino Conversion - JDM point.... HKS - JDM point... Modia KT205R Keiichi tsuchiya 15's (JDM POINT)...OEM LUCINO strut braces... JDM point....

    tis close amy san.... but there is no competition... its a tie b/c rini and lucy are lovers lol


    BRING on the next set kids!

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    Is this thread before or after thinkfast's "ask me" thread?

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    WAAAYYYYYY before.... you can only imitate the great... but i take it as a compliment

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    Ah, I got one from an outside source. I'll post it for him.




    Dear JM,

    Could you please use more lube next time?

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    bwhahahah amy san bwhahah ^_^

    tell the curry - just b/c he asked to ride the touge terror doesn't mean he got to.... tell him it was Josh lol...

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    why does everyone ride the skyline kok?

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    if you board answer these questions


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    depends which skyline honestly... the R34 is everyone favorite for the most part not even for what all it does... more so OMG i saw it in FF2 and it was TITS! or i played in in NFS and i dominated all... true enthusiast see it as a pinnacle point in the automotive society..but then again others just like it cause of their sexy nissan colors

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    depends which skyline honestly... the R34 is everyone favorite for the most part not even for what all it does... more so OMG i saw it in FF2 and it was TITS! or i played in in NFS and i dominated all... true enthusiast see it as a pinnacle point in the automotive society..but then again others just like it cause of their sexy nissan colors
    lol,nice write up...preetty much too...it was damn good in NFS:U

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    EF man - i don't think so, then again my honda is a little rusty... i say add some wasabi to your tank and then add 1 cup small PSI and you'll be great to go

    red - not a ton as i remember it, emissions etc etc... however the miatas in australia were offered with a factory turbo kit at one point i DO know... (this is pre MSM's kiddies)

    Curry - i do not wuv kok... however i do <3 teh curry... the pink prelude curry to be exact... i sense much self gratification in your future brown on... might i suggest hustler or barely durka?

    simply put no... the possiblitity through college of them staying together, pooling money, buying something devious from the youfus, and actually succeeding is VERY unlikely... mainly b/c they are going to get all the girls in their group pregnant and then guess what? daddies don't take over the world... however THEIR kids might

    also, is this a TT or a NA? and i would tell him that its an eye sore and you can do wonders with it to help a struggling weekend mechanic and you consider it a challenge to see if you can get it up and running and you would like to purchase it for an EXTREMELY small fee, thus clearing his precious land of such a terrible waste... Meanwhile we both plot to run the streets with it by swapping in a RB25DET (Big ball + no interior + super stiffy suspension = bye bye piggy )

    Kevykev - NAH MEAN?! i got this on lock like my grandpa's liquor collection... but a whole lot better

    Amy san - to my knowledge LUCY is way MO jdm than rini.... lets observe...

    RINI - Blitz - JDM POINT....... Tanabe - JDM POINT.... TRD... JDM POINT.... Fujita...???? not so much... Racing Hart 18's.... Nope... rule of thumb on JDM is OEM +1... you've got plus a few..

    LUCY - TRUST - JDM point..... Lucino Conversion - JDM point.... HKS - JDM point... Modia KT205R Keiichi tsuchiya 15's (JDM POINT)...OEM LUCINO strut braces... JDM point....

    tis close amy san.... but there is no competition... its a tie b/c rini and lucy are lovers lol


    BRING on the next set kids!
    Ask Jeeves ain't got shi+ on JM!!!


    or does he?

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    Ethnically speaking, who drives the most riced out cars in Ga?

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    why is crazy asian so sexy in a prelude?

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    stunnin like a mo feezy --- mexican... its just honestly that even here in SC the autozone is ALWAYS filled. i can't drive down the street without having a APC intake modded, 3000gt (no VR4) on 20 inch chrome wheels, cut springs, and 15 10 inch subs crammed in it playing a mehiko song, then rev on me with his added muffler that has a JDM angle... too bad its angled DOWN and to the INSIDE! sigh... but yeah sorry kids maniac is the only one who doesn't so far lol that i know...

    JDM brother in arms on the honda side - hmmm good question... i would say b/c its jdm... and he is the teh asian also... i would HAVE to more so go with TEH mugen.... mugen = ta-ta's if your in a tit whoppin good lookin car chances are your looks value have gone up with the opposite sex.

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