ok so after going to o chucks the Heather n Kristi B-day crew go to Discover mills and we see wedding crashers.... which by the way is a frickin awesome and 1/2 movie! GO see it!


Strike 1

Anyways, so as i'm leaving to go home i'm merging onto 85 and i get up to about 85 and decide to chill so as i'm cruising i see one of gwinnetts finest merge on from 316... so i stay back and get in the right lane. Well as i'm cruising about 1/2 a mile down the road, these 2 cars come flying up behind me in the rearview. I'm like ok whatever this is gunna be funny when the cop gets them... ok so here we are crusing and jamming out to 99 red ballons Goldfinger style. The st00pid ho in a 95ish altima with tezza frickin almost hits me and i have to swerve out of my lane and almost hit the guardrail/ditch! I WAS LIKE WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her friend in the accord follows suit and i'm soon BACK in the ditch!

Strike 2!

by this time i would have normally been all over them like WTF and calling the cops! But i figure they are retard'd and they are going to get what they deserve... so we're still driving and the see the cop, but oh no that doesn't stop them from still cutting ppl off and making ppl swerve. That same (explictive of your choice here) girl cuts off a semi which jams the brakes and swerves and leaving about 50 ft of good tread on 85. thats strike 2.

STRIKE 3!

She then decides she's 2 fast 2 furious and what does she do..... O YEAH! RUNS A FRICKIN 4 Runner into the wall! She nicks the rear quarter panel and the 4 runner swerves and taps the wall.... by this time everyone is learning that she is a (insert a different explictive than from before here) and doesn't know how to drive. So wait wait wait.... this is THREE!!!!!!!!!!! thats right we're up to 3 now! O but it gets better!

Strike 4!

She then being the cool driver she is... Barely misses the cop in yet another "cool" swerving manuver (sp?). The cop swerves out of his lane and proceeds to get behind her. NO LIGHTS, NO SIREN, NO NOTHING. she tries to avoid all contact with anything (FINALLY!) and gets over a lane. the cop follows suit again and again and again... i'm waiting for my faith in gwinnetts finest to pull her (another yet well deserved explictive) arse over! NO WHAT DO THEY DO! NOT A (ok kiddies insert 4 words here) THING! He follows here for 5 miles and i'm next to him by now waiting for SOMETHING! ANYTHING! A VERBAL NO! A LIGHT FLASH A SIREN SOMETHING COME ON ANYTHING! NOT A THING!

So i assume that he is waiting on back up... nope! He gets off at the same FOCKIN exit that i do! I couldn't believe it! HE DIDN"T DO ANYTHING! She gets off scott free b/c it must be shift change time and he's tired! So lets recap...

Girl runs JM off road, followed by accord...
Girl makes semi avoid her and traffic freak out....
Girl Hits 4 runner... 4 runner goes into wall and narrowly escapes more danger
Girl almost hits cop..
Cop follows behind
Cop does nothing
Girl gets away scott free!

I MEAN SERIOUSLY! WTF DO YOU PAY COPS FOR!?!?!?! GIVE US TICKETS FOR TINT!?!?! Sorry i'm just a lil pissed right now! So once again THANKS GWINNETT FOR KEEPING OUR ROADS SAFE!

-jm