I DIDN'T KNOW theprofiteer HAD A NUTSWINGER?! LMFAO!

[TheProfiteer]

Thank you, but please refer to me as Mike or QD. Only my close, personal friends call me by my given name.

Oh I truly do apologize oh mighty lord of the 40 year old egocentric rednecks

Oh and who are you close personal friends? You blowup doll collection? Mary, Susey, and Mary-Kate? Or maybe your assortment of vibrators, each with its own personal name. Are you sure its them saying "god", or maybe when you have that 10incher stuffed so far up your ass dissociation kicks into full effect you begin to believe its not really you screaming "oh god"

Why would I jest? I've outwitted and outsmarted you and many like you on here for a long time. I've got reason enough to stand on this pedestal. Later, QD.

The only things you can outwit are your lower extremities, like a dog chasing them in a circle, trying desperately grab hold and bite the only piece of living flesh to ever touch your mouth. Hey if Ron Jeremy could do it, maybe one day you could too.