Why not dress up in garb to disguise myself and blindfold her so she can't see me later. Play with her til I'm bored while she has the blindfold on. Ask her what she is interested in and look it all up and study about it for a while. Leave the door to the room open a while and then I would fire a gun a few times and throw a couple of things around to make noise for her to hear. Then I would run in there and quickly untie her and act like I just beat up some horrible person to save her from him. My story would be that he was bragging at a bar about raping some girl at his warehouse and that I followed him back to it to help the poor girl that he had hidden in there. I would say that he found me and beat me up a little until I pulled out my gun and fired into the ceiling, which caused him to run. I would play along to her interests that I taught myself about and she would most likely develop a knight in shining armor complex and fall for me. She would probably do whatever the hell I say the rest of our lives because I "saved" her from the horrible guy.

I would say that he was of a different race and build than I. I would also "forget" his face because I would be drunk at the bar as well as during our fight.


Is that better than merely saying to socially acceptable answer Nate?