I would call up my ex even though it is against the conditions of my bail bond; just to ****ing laugh at her. Then I would go hire an attorney who could get me off all these charges, including the Aggrivated Stalking charge I would recieve by calling her.

Then I would fight (and win) custody of both of my children. Next I would buy several houses, several businesses, several cars, and then travel the world with my two children. I would be a stay at home father, so there would be no need for nannies. Sounds perfect to me.