I dunno,

lets see here is how it would go down say I have 300 million

Jennifer Aniston would get 30mil and a load up a nostril

Angelina Jolle would just get a kick in the vagina

I would then proceed to take Britney spears and shave a nice round bulleyes on her head and drop a load there

Agui-whorea-lera would definitely get a load in the ear

Ms Zeta jones would get another load in her ear


and there are other, theyd all get loads in the ear, nose, eye, and the lucky ones would get some in thier mouth