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    before she leaves "Don't worry baby you know you own it" (actually had that said b4 instant hard on)
    "Yes Papi"
    "Baby I got you that k24/k20 engine you wanted, some tools, and i took all weekend off! So afterr we put in the motor wanna put the key in my ignition and see how she starts?" ( i would die right there")
    (gf told me this last night, she's premed)) "Aw poor papi, I know your leg hurts real bad? Lemme get my stuff and come over there. I got the nurses outfit.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0p7!mu5
    before she leaves "Don't worry baby you know you own it" (actually had that said b4 instant hard on)
    "Yes Papi"
    "Baby I got you that k24/k20 engine you wanted, some tools, and i took all weekend off! So afterr we put in the motor wanna put the key in my ignition and see how she starts?" ( i would die right there")
    (gf told me this last night, she's premed)) "Aw poor papi, I know your leg hurts real bad? Lemme get my stuff and come over there. I got the nurses outfit.."
    Then she came and gave me head, and she said you suck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    Then she came and gave me head, and she said you suck.
    not as bad as your girl commin over later sayin "sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!" :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0p7!mu5
    before she leaves "Don't worry baby you know you own it"
    Holy damn...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0p7!mu5
    before she leaves "Don't worry baby you know you own it" (actually had that said b4 instant hard on)
    "Yes Papi"
    "Baby I got you that k24/k20 engine you wanted, some tools, and i took all weekend off! So afterr we put in the motor wanna put the key in my ignition and see how she starts?" ( i would die right there")
    (gf told me this last night, she's premed)) "Aw poor papi, I know your leg hurts real bad? Lemme get my stuff and come over there. I got the nurses outfit.."

    Your girl said the same thing to me..
    What a bitch..

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