Quote Originally Posted by 0p7!mu5
before she leaves "Don't worry baby you know you own it" (actually had that said b4 instant hard on)
"Yes Papi"
"Baby I got you that k24/k20 engine you wanted, some tools, and i took all weekend off! So afterr we put in the motor wanna put the key in my ignition and see how she starts?" ( i would die right there")
(gf told me this last night, she's premed)) "Aw poor papi, I know your leg hurts real bad? Lemme get my stuff and come over there. I got the nurses outfit.."
Then she came and gave me head, and she said you suck.