the most awesome way i can think of is download my mind to a robot body, get one good blow job from the whore down the street, write a fuck you letter to everyone who pissed me off, call the cops on myself, crawl my elderly ass into some badass car i used the last of my money to put together get on 85 while getting hammered on coke, and a whole lot of absinth, to the point where i dont feel the shit im taking while doing all this, blasting Given up by linkin park, Hit the nitrous bottle and hold the trigger til i break the tach and speedometer and light the fuse which is connected to the huge payload of napalm I have in my trunk, pull out the smg's and shoot every cop chasing me between here and atlanta ultimately resulting in my firey death near the varsity which catches fire due to the huge ammount of grease in that place which goes up in a ball of greese and flames and takes a few city blocks with it. My death would trigger the bombs i have set in the local police station, emo clubs, dashboard confessionals tour van, and a few other places. the robot to be sealed in a capsule mega man x style only to wake up 30 years later to get into another car and continue my leagacy of whatever the hell i was doing before I died.. Probably still on ia..Thats How I would do it...
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..Thats How I would do it...
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