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    Quote Originally Posted by Hektik
    In a dog fight against enemy forces from outerspace, who are here to take all of our beautiful woman and leaving us only the nasty ugly fat bitches, while flying an F-22 Raptor.


    But seriously I want to die in my sleep when I reach the point in my life where I can no longer wipe my own ass.
    Nah, i think id want to win that battle. Maybe after i was returning to the battleship, my landing gear fails and i coast into an ocean? I would just rather die as the hero that saved beautiful women from enemy forces from outerspace, not the guy that was trying to save beautiful women and got owned by the enemy's ion cannon or somethin

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    in a roman battle arena with only a really short metal bat(you know one thats real light and easy to swing)
    while thousands of like stronger then normal baby zombies attack you
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    .::Insert random funny 300/Sparta .gif here::.

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    What if some people like fat bitches

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    the most badass way to die?
    85yrs old while getting a blowjob from the fine ass nurse, after a full life of sex, no night in jail and no bullet or stab wounds....



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    While fighting off swarm of beligerant zombie gay midgets with nothing but my bare hands and a 12 pack of beer.
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    in a F-22, in a dog fight and die after shooting down atleast 5+ other enemy fighters.

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    Basically...anything with chicks, fast cars and/or fighter jets...oh yea, and LOTS of explosions.

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    Dick deep in some good pussy
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    Being this guy....
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    in a microwave
    would a dryer do? they both involve the heating of something

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    riding(on top of the tanker) a full gas tanker off of the on ramp from 285 west, to 85 south..from the highest point, onto traffic @ around 5:45 on tuesday afternoon.........in the fall... and the shit exploding THUS

    sending spaghetti junction crashing down....

    and than having the footage uploaded on youtube...for enternal entertainment....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB
    riding(on top of the tanker) a full gas tanker off of the on ramp from 285 west, to 85 south..from the highest point, onto traffic @ around 5:45 on tuesday afternoon.........in the fall... and the shit exploding THUS

    sending spaghetti junction crashing down....

    and than having the footage uploaded on youtube...for enternal entertainment....



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    ...just so people can remember me far into the future after my death lol
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    i'll also find a way to upload my soul to the IA server and haunt you bitches...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    i'll also find a way to upload my soul to the IA server and haunt you bitches...
    QD would find you.

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    OMFG..................

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    I wouldn't mind dying while hearing my friends screaming wake up while driving the wrong way on I-285 at 160+mph.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    i'll also find a way to upload my soul to the IA server and haunt you bitches...
    Right click -> Delete

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroAccess
    I wouldn't mind dying while hearing my friends screaming wake up while driving the wrong way on I-285 at 160+mph.
    I saw a bumper sticker...

    "I want do die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming in the back seat like *some other family member*"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    while fucking a 20 year old hottie
    That's not very risky or exciting.
    Maybe a 14 year old? Come on, admit it.

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    goin 180+ on a bike
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    the most awesome way i can think of is download my mind to a robot body, get one good blow job from the whore down the street, write a fuck you letter to everyone who pissed me off, call the cops on myself, crawl my elderly ass into some badass car i used the last of my money to put together get on 85 while getting hammered on coke, and a whole lot of absinth, to the point where i dont feel the shit im taking while doing all this, blasting Given up by linkin park, Hit the nitrous bottle and hold the trigger til i break the tach and speedometer and light the fuse which is connected to the huge payload of napalm I have in my trunk, pull out the smg's and shoot every cop chasing me between here and atlanta ultimately resulting in my firey death near the varsity which catches fire due to the huge ammount of grease in that place which goes up in a ball of greese and flames and takes a few city blocks with it. My death would trigger the bombs i have set in the local police station, emo clubs, dashboard confessionals tour van, and a few other places. the robot to be sealed in a capsule mega man x style only to wake up 30 years later to get into another car and continue my leagacy of whatever the hell i was doing before I died.. Probably still on ia ..Thats How I would do it...

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    ^ New winner.
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    oh yeah I forgot to scream thug lyfe bitches!!! that's a must..

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    going 160+mph on a bike head on to a semi...



    nothing is more bad ass then that.

    12.2 @ 115mph


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maverick
    goin 180+ on a bike

    damn you kinda took mine already.

    12.2 @ 115mph


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    an arrow to the throat

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    Question To Good to be True?

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    jumping off the empire state building...














    ...naked.


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    Quote Originally Posted by NewGen33
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    EXIT YOUR FUCKING INTERNET
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    EXIT YOUR FUCKING INTERNET
    I typed the wrong thing so I posted that until I could fix it get off my nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NewGen33
    I typed the wrong thing so I posted that until I could fix it get off my nuts.

    I SEE YOU'RE STILL ON THE INTERNET. I GUESS YOU FAILED TWICE AT THIS, WANNA GO FOR A 3RD?
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    I SEE YOU'RE STILL ON THE INTERNET. I GUESS YOU FAILED TWICE AT THIS, WANNA GO FOR A 3RD?
    ~raises hand~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    ~raises hand~

    Oh hello Echonova, may I help you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    I SEE YOU'RE STILL ON THE INTERNET. I GUESS YOU FAILED TWICE AT THIS, WANNA GO FOR A 3RD?
    Are you serious right now? I'm not about to get into some shit with you for other peoples enjoyment. Find another person to have a E-Thug fight with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NewGen33
    Are you serious right now?

    THAT WAS YOUR 3RD.





    Yeah I'm just bored and messing around. IA FTW! Here's some +reps to cheer you up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    THAT WAS YOUR 3RD.





    Yeah I'm just bored and messing around. IA FTW! Here's some +reps to cheer you up.
    Haha thanks, got you back. And yes I am sad OSU lost, even though I knew they would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NewGen33
    And yes I am sad OSU lost, even though I knew they would.

    BAHAHAHA, OWNED. FUCK OSU LMAO.


    I'm in such a good mood JUST because they lost, lolol @ you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    BAHAHAHA, OWNED. FUCK OSU LMAO.


    I'm in such a good mood JUST because they lost, lolol @ you.
    Thats it *draws sword*

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    Quote Originally Posted by NewGen33
    Thats it *draws sword*

    UHMMM... LOLOL.
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