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  1. 08-21-2007, 01:17 AM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hektik
    on a side note whats a black mans curse as well as a blessing?
    A white woman?

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  2. 08-21-2007, 01:24 AM #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid
    A white woman?
    Haha.

    Oh...that fruit roll up joke isn't racist...it's derogatory to gay people because of the "fruit" remark...

    Googled for these...I thought jokes were supposed to be funny or something.

    What's white and fourteen inches long?
    Absolutely nothing!

    What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
    Snow.

    What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
    A Dope Ring!

    What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
    The PGA tour.

    Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
    It's hard to find them in the snow.

    What did they white guy do before his blood test?
    He studied.

    How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
    9 months

    What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
    One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

    How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    One, white men will screw anything.

    What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
    A white girl's ass!

    What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
    Eat them

    What did they white guy try and do with his?
    Put them in alphabetical order

    What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
    A straight line!
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  3. 08-21-2007, 01:30 AM #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII

    What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
    The PGA tour.

    What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
    A white girl's ass!
    I like those 2 the best

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  4. 08-21-2007, 02:12 AM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid
    A white woman?
    haha no.... they're well hung....
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  5. 08-21-2007, 08:13 AM #85
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    no you would call 2 black guys a twix
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    How the hell did I forget skateboarding also...
    Or surfing...

    And Randy isn't only a white person name. My name is Chante` though, lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
    The PGA tour.
    I LIRL a lil...
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  8. 08-21-2007, 09:51 AM #88
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Just kidding there are no white people jokes.
    All hillbilly and incest-related jokes are white!



    There was thread posted before on Altimas.net- i most likely will NOT be able to find it do to "The Man"

    no biggy

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  9. 08-21-2007, 09:57 AM #89
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    can we tell blonde jokes ..
    i have a bunch!!
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
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    Yeah blonde jokes are cuacasian!

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    hey im not blonde and im white..

    a blonde was serving all over the road from left to right..
    a cop pulls her over and asks why she was serving all over the place..
    the blondes says "every which way I went, there were trees popping up in front of me"
    police officer says "mam that's your air freshner swinging back and forth"
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
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