Quote Originally Posted by cactusEG
i hate bees, i got stung in the dick once. for real
i feel ya.

one time a jelly fish swam up my pants at the beach.
it stung the end of my dick, and i had to mummify my dick for a week straight bc it hurt so bad rubbing against clothes.

i would be walking down the street, and tissue would fall out of my shorts.

it was a fantastic week haha