Fuck that shit.
You don't need no gun control.
You know what you need?
We need some bullet control.
Man, we need to control the bullets,
that's right.
l think all bullets should cost $5000.
$5000 for a bullet. You know why?
'Cause if a bullet costs $5000,
there'd be no more innocent bystanders.
That'd be it.
Every time someone gets shot, people will
be like, ''Damn, he must have did something.
''Shit, they put $20000 worth of bullets
in his ass.''
People would think before
they killed somebody, if a bullet cost $5000.
''Man, l would blow your fucking head off,
if l could afford it.
''l'm gonna get me another job,
l'm gonna start saving some money...''
and you're a dead man.
''You better hope
l can't get no bullets on layaway.''
So even if you get shot by a stray bullet...
you won't have to go to no doctor
to get it taken out.
Whoever shot you
would take their bullet back.
''l believe you got my property.''