Here are our PM conversations, WORD FOR WORD.

Quote Originally Posted by Our PM Conversation
ME: Shut up tubby, dont say shit to me.

Donnie: Go understeer your car gay kid, Im hungry. Can I eat your cat you threw in the dryer?

Me: yet another white trash kid with a mopar thinking hes badass cause hes got a 240 to keep with the JDM leetness, lmfao. i swear, if i didnt know who you were, id swear you were still in high school. porky.

Donnie: Stop calling me fat!! That hurts my feelings *tear* MY NEON RULES!!!!!

Me: I get it dude, MOPAR. Yeah yeah, Ive heard it plenty of times already. Damn. Maybe we should go understeering together or something. Ill just push my 240 sideways.

Donnie: Its not MOPAR its DSM idiot, lol.

Me: My moms PT Cruiser GT has the same set-up bitch shut yo mouth.

Donnie: At least I dont make sandwiches for a living lololololol MOPAR!

Me: Summit makes sandwiches? No shit... You would bring food into this conversation wouldnt you fatass.

Donnie: D00d go fix your KA-T so we can go drift together man, I miss you.

Me: Alright man, just give me a call.