JJ Alfano

**stillaneon** · 06-27-2007, 10:44 PM

YOU'RE NOT COOL!

Give it up, you know very little about cars much less 240's. You really have no life trying to insult me. I'm glad that you think your cool because you work at Summit. But as said above your not. So its as easy as this... Stop PMing me, stop trying to tell people what their cars are worth, AND FOR GODS SAKES

STOP THROWING CATS IN THE DRYER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Say as much shit as you want, but until you line your 240 against me, I will take everything you say with a grain of salt. Get off IA, take your lazy ass out side and fix your "KA-T"

**Double_0_Rusty** · 06-27-2007, 10:48 PM

He is pretty gay....have you seen his "drifting video"?

**scabtastic** · 06-27-2007, 10:48 PM

pwned

**Double_0_Rusty** · 06-27-2007, 10:49 PM

^^^agreed

**stillaneon** · 06-27-2007, 10:50 PM

you mean is understeer video where he almost broke an axle.... DUMBASS

**koukis14** · 06-27-2007, 10:50 PM

Staying out of this one.

**OneSlow5pt0** · 06-27-2007, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by koukis14

Staying out of this one.

x2

**stillaneon** · 06-27-2007, 10:52 PM

I was going to until I started getting PMs

**ep9716** · 06-27-2007, 11:05 PM

Stayin Out But OWENED!!!!

**Double_0_Rusty** · 06-27-2007, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by 180inprogres

you mean is understeer video where he almost broke an axle.... DUMBASS

yeah thats the one. I

my ass off

**Echonova** · 06-27-2007, 11:31 PM

Damn, this kid is getting owned on every board he goes too.

**ahmonrah** · 06-28-2007, 01:06 AM

kitty jerky anyone ? !

**Driftk1d350z** · 06-28-2007, 01:10 AM

lmao

OWNED

**sirkus** · 06-28-2007, 01:49 AM

post the pm's lol

**thinkfast®** · 06-28-2007, 09:02 AM

THAT FAGGOT WORKS @ SUMMIT?? I HAVE A OIL PAN I NEED TO RETURN, ILL BE SURE TO HUMILIATE HIM IN FRONT OF HIS CO-WORKERS LOL

SHORT STORY CAT MURDER MYSTERIES FTW

**Sammich** · 06-28-2007, 09:03 AM

this thread is taking a turn for the tumble

**cactusEG** · 06-28-2007, 09:24 AM

jj is my bitch

**The Yousef** · 06-28-2007, 09:32 AM

240s are ghey and so are their owners....

**santacruz77** · 06-28-2007, 09:36 AM

ya but we are not all such faggots like jj i think we ould all be better if he died in a fire. i havnt even seen him say anything good on this site or even any one agree with him. but yes he is a fag and needs to stay out of peoples threads.

**coolcat** · 06-28-2007, 09:41 AM

I can 100% vouche for JJ's faggotry, I've got his mAd TyTe "drifting" video in my sig, so if anyone doesn't believe that he's a total faggot, just watch the video and you'll see. Whats especially gay about him is how he goes to EVERY 240 for sale and downprices it with his "JJ alfagso fairbook price" FAG.

**BuBBa DRiFT** · 06-28-2007, 10:02 AM

Here are our PM conversations, WORD FOR WORD.

Originally Posted by Our PM Conversation

ME: Shut up tubby, dont say shit to me.

Donnie: Go understeer your car gay kid, Im hungry. Can I eat your cat you threw in the dryer?

Me: yet another white trash kid with a mopar thinking hes badass cause hes got a 240 to keep with the JDM leetness, lmfao. i swear, if i didnt know who you were, id swear you were still in high school. porky.

Donnie: Stop calling me fat!! That hurts my feelings *tear* MY NEON RULES!!!!!

Me: I get it dude, MOPAR. Yeah yeah, Ive heard it plenty of times already. Damn. Maybe we should go understeering together or something. Ill just push my 240 sideways.

Donnie: Its not MOPAR its DSM idiot, lol.

Me: My moms PT Cruiser GT has the same set-up bitch shut yo mouth.

Donnie: At least I dont make sandwiches for a living lololololol MOPAR!

Me: Summit makes sandwiches? No shit... You would bring food into this conversation wouldnt you fatass.

Donnie: D00d go fix your KA-T so we can go drift together man, I miss you.

Me: Alright man, just give me a call.

**thinkfast®** · 06-28-2007, 10:17 AM

**santacruz77** · 06-28-2007, 10:31 AM

lol yes it is because JJ just wrote somthing. JJ you sir are really just a waste. diaf

**psychodrama_81** · 06-28-2007, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by thinkfast®

I LOL'ed

**santacruz77** · 06-28-2007, 10:43 AM

lol +1 for that sig

**auxiliary** · 06-28-2007, 11:33 AM

wait did that guy call his neon a dsm?

**OneSlow5pt0** · 06-28-2007, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by auxiliary

wait did that guy call his neon a dsm?

SRT-4 = old Eclipse turbo...i think

**auxiliary** · 06-28-2007, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by HypnoToad

SRT-4 = old Eclipse turbo...i think

eclipse turbo had a 4g63....

I don't think the srt-4 has a 4g63....or is a dsm. I am pretty sure there are only a couple of cars that are "classified" as being a DSM.

I know the block may share similarities with a mitsubishi but I am pretty sure it's not a dsm....

**TheGodfather** · 06-28-2007, 12:08 PM

..DSM....dyke sports motors?!

**Elbow** · 06-28-2007, 12:10 PM

JJ FTL DSM FTW

I wanna understeer my RWD car in a parking lot

**OneSlow5pt0** · 06-28-2007, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by auxiliary

eclipse turbo had a 4g63....

I don't think the srt-4 has a 4g63....or is a dsm. I am pretty sure there are only a couple of cars that are "classified" as being a DSM.

I know the block may share similarities with a mitsubishi but I am pretty sure it's not a dsm....

o,ok...yea,someone told me one time that a SRT-4 had a 2nd gen eclipde engine,but o,well i dont know anything bout dodges

**santacruz77** · 06-28-2007, 02:01 PM

back to JJs faggot self. can you make a how to vid for understeer in the wet while driving a 240 please?

**thepolecat** · 06-28-2007, 02:08 PM

he drifts about as well as I drift in my Civic

**Elbow** · 06-28-2007, 02:23 PM

JJ's new movie will be out soon.

Alfundersteer: Gay As Fuck VOL.2

I cannot wait, will be SO bad ass. I hear he will even have a drift bible so we all can start taking RWD cars and go straight as our wheels are turned all the way...SO bad ass.

**coolcat** · 06-28-2007, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by simontibbett

JJ's new movie will be out soon.

Alfundersteer: Gay As Fuck VOL.2

I cannot wait, will be SO bad ass. I hear he will even have a drift bible so we all can start taking RWD cars and go straight as our wheels are turned all the way...SO bad ass.

LMFAO ALFUNDERSTEER LOLOLOLOLOL sig'd

**stillaneon** · 06-28-2007, 03:52 PM

The srt-4 has a mitsubishi motor....

Real Convo:

JJ
Donnie
Narrative Comments

JJ: shut up tubby, dont say shit to me. <------Out of nowhere

Donnie: I havent said shit to you, I say shit about you (which is true) Why dont you go and understeer your car some more or throw some more cats in the fucking dryer.

JJ: yet another white trash kid with a mopar thinking hes badass cause hes got a 240 to keep with the JDM leetness, lmfao. i swear, if i didnt know who you were, id swear you were still in high school. porky. <--- Second attack on my weight.. Apparently I am white trash even though his car apparently is sitting in the front yard on blocks because it doesnt run.

Donnie: Do you honestly think that insulting my weight hurts my feelings?? Have you not realized that you are probably the biggest joke on IA? And the neon has nothing to do with how much I enjoy Japanese cars, I have more knowledge of the 240 in my little finger than you have in your entire body. Stop trying to act cool because you have a pos sitting in your yard. Just becase you own a 240 does not mean that 240 owers accept you or that you know shit about them. and btw. you dont know shit about me

JJ: I get it dude, MOPAR. Yeah yeah, Ive heard it plenty of times already. Damn. Maybe we should go understeering together or something. Ill just push my 240 sideways. <---- Would probably look better than the drifting he does when the car runs

Donnie: Did they teach you how to spell that at SUMMIT? its funny but if you really knew that much about cars you would know that the motor in my car is DSM (Yes, it is). Dumbass.

JJ: im using MOPAR as a generic insulting statement about your dodge (But your mom drives a dodge, same car in fact, mine just looks better

). Its ok though, my moms PT Cruiser GT has the same set up (no its not) as you under the hood. And please tell me how to prevent a rod bearing from seizing, cause I dont know anything about cars, I dont even know what that is actually. I read it on a forum once. <--- I would almost believe that except he cant figure out how to read the forum, just how to leave is dumbass comments in them

Donnie: Well, knowing how to drive, not buying a fucked up car. but not once did I say prevent your car from being fucked up. I said stop being lazy and fix it. And I am glad that your mom has a pt cruiser. Not entirely the same setup (nice try though). Why dont you give up (PLEASE!!!!). your credibility is shot since you cant even fix your car......

JJ: Is the PT Cruiser GT have a DSM with a Mitsubishi turbo? I thought thats what SRT-4s had, besides the ultra tite Autometer gauge built in from the factory (Either way its cooler....). anyways, the KA-T is on hault for the last few months cause of me buying other things, now that I have a new 240 to scoot around on (hes so gangsta, he rides ON his 240), all my money is going to the KA-T as a project. But I dont even know if I want to keep it, it seems more trouble with the high compression than I want to deal with. I might sell KA-T setup and put it towards a SR20.

what do you think? <-- and now he tries to ask like he wants to make friends.

**ThatS13guy** · 06-28-2007, 07:49 PM

where is this vid i wana see it.

**thepolecat** · 06-28-2007, 07:53 PM

check the bottom of page one in someones sig.

**ThatS13guy** · 06-28-2007, 07:57 PM

ok cool thanks

**Bballjamal** · 06-28-2007, 08:31 PM

Well even though he might be what he is, I know someone that'll buy his turbo set-up

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