Alex alex alex.... the myspace deal is no big deal you know i seriously dont care. Loret is a fucking kick ass kid.. in many and MORE ways than your cousin Jim is.. loret is just alot smarter than you and i can joke with her and she actually gets the jokes that you cannot comprehend... how is it possible that the youngest of 3 has more brains than her 2 older siblings combined? ... its shockingly impressive.Originally Posted by Maniac
admit it you're jealous of loret.... stop it. god loves her.. therefore she's smart... god doesn't like you.. or maybe just forgot you even exist... thus why you're a dumbass.
the car thing.... alex... there was NO ONE WITH US.... *for everyone to read the following*: me and alex.. stop at a light... we're in his car... he leans over and i can feel his hot breath on the back of my neck.. and im like "dude... wtf!!!!" and i push him away... then with a sad puppy face he says "what dude... i was gonna tell you a secret".... and im like "faggot... we're the only 2 people in the car!!!"... he keeps his sad puppy face and the rest of the drive was a quiet and awkward one.
Alex... back when you thought you had my car figured out (in your stg 2 days) "oh im gonna spank you when i get my cobb ap!!!"... it was a close race before the shelf map remember?..... well what happened on the hwy when i took it serious?...thats right... someone got pulled really hard even when given the jump.... the car has ran like shit for a few months now due to the 2 step colder plugs and a bad MAF sensor... but do you REALLY know whats going on with it? i guess not... however since you KNOW im so GAY and i give you hugs and tell you i like you.. then the following call out should be of no surprise.. ME vs. YOU 40 -130 kick. me on bottle. i lose.. you name it... i win.. YOU KISS MY PURPLE HEADED TROUSER SNAKE... step in for your new "COOL" friends of IA... like YSLBTT.. since you're such a bad ass, maybe you can show them what having "REAL" balls is like.
i argue with you in person.. you get owned, we've fought... you got owned (you've hit the ground 4 times thus far.. if you cant remember or wanna act like you dont remember... i can refresh your memory by putting you on the ground again... MUAHZ PAPI!!!)
now.. lets talk about the upgrades that have made your car faster... you SUCK at boltin/unboltin anything. you dont understand exactly WHY your car is faster now do you?.... you jump ahead of yourself and before fully understanding the way something works you put it into action... go ahead.. break it... since you're "BALLING" with that awesome job @ chops... with laura... the Milf that you STILLL cant bang... however everyone else in that place... even new guys have already been up to their nuts in her guts.
sooooo..... alex.. why dont you go back to the speedmonkey lounge... listen to some linkin park... and spit some more of this --->>>![]()
cause... hey... WE dont really care WHAT you have to say...
its ok, maybe you should stop hanging out with me, david, jeff, josh, and Rudy and start making plans with B, Killer, and YSLBTT... cause.. YES .. they are SOOOOOO much cooler.
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