Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
Alex alex alex.... the myspace deal is no big deal you know i seriously dont care. Loret is a fucking kick ass kid.. in many and MORE ways than your cousin Jim is.. loret is just alot smarter than you and i can joke with her and she actually gets the jokes that you cannot comprehend... how is it possible that the youngest of 3 has more brains than her 2 older siblings combined? ... its shockingly impressive.
Do you truly think i give a shit Will, seriously? I love my sister, more then i love Wendy. thats why i don't want her hanging around or even talking to people like you. you act like Wendy and I are retards yet, you've told me numerous times that i in many ways act like you when you were my age. i may not be very educated due to me droping out of school. but that doesn't mean i can't understand simple shit. i know more about life and shit thats important, not stupid ass jokes that you so call funny! its is impressive and im proud of her.

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admit it you're jealous of loret.... stop it. god loves her.. therefore she's smart... god doesn't like you.. or maybe just forgot you even exist... thus why you're a dumbass.
me? be jealous of my own sister? are you fucking serious? that post right there shows how fucking little you know me.. i could careless if anyone is smarter then me, has more money then i do, has a better car then me. im not a jealous person. in the other hand you are! but we both agreed to keeo this about IA and cars ONLY.

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the car thing.... alex... there was NO ONE WITH US.... *for everyone to read the following*: me and alex.. stop at a light... we're in his car... he leans over and i can feel his hot breath on the back of my neck.. and im like "dude... wtf!!!!" and i push him away... then with a sad puppy face he says "what dude... i was gonna tell you a secret".... and im like "faggot... we're the only 2 people in the car!!!"... he keeps his sad puppy face and the rest of the drive was a quiet and awkward one.
So it was only you and I? how many times are you gonna keep tellling people this lie? what me to get Celina to tell me she was with us? i can send her a Myspace message and ask her if you want? what do you think she'll say? thats right, you know the answer.

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Alex... back when you thought you had my car figured out (in your stg 2 days) "oh im gonna spank you when i get my cobb ap!!!"... it was a close race before the shelf map remember?..... well what happened on the hwy when i took it serious?...thats right... someone got pulled really hard even when given the jump.... the car has ran like shit for a few months now due to the 2 step colder plugs and a bad MAF sensor... but do you REALLY know whats going on with it? i guess not... however since you KNOW im so GAY and i give you hugs and tell you i like you.. then the following call out should be of no surprise.. ME vs. YOU 40 -130 kick. me on bottle. i lose.. you name it... i win.. YOU KISS MY PURPLE HEADED TROUSER SNAKE... step in for your new "COOL" friends of IA... like YSLBTT.. since you're such a bad ass, maybe you can show them what having "REAL" balls is like.
Im not gonna make any excuses about THAT run, i was on my Stg 2 OTS map. running you and greg at 90 degree weather. lol. and you barly pulled it back AFTER 130. wow it took you forever to pull a little slow ass WRX that you always call gay! I never onced brake boosted on you, remember that night that i did..? the night coming back from work? when you thought your car was running better, yet it still ran like SHIT! You calling me out? fine, ill do your race and then we'll do my race. 40-130 and 0-100. don't pussy out and say shit like AWD blah blah blah, step up like a man. unlike you i have true balls.

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i argue with you in person.. you get owned, we've fought... you got owned (you've hit the ground 4 times thus far.. if you cant remember or wanna act like you dont remember... i can refresh your memory by putting you on the ground again... MUAHZ PAPI!!!)
lol, all those times we "fight" its not like i get OWNED by you. you always end up coming down with me.. si or no? Arguing me person? please dude, i own you several times too.. i own you enough for you to go cry to Wendy. lol @ you! thats fucking sad!

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now.. lets talk about the upgrades that have made your car faster... you SUCK at boltin/unboltin anything. you dont understand exactly WHY your car is faster now do you?.... you jump ahead of yourself and before fully understanding the way something works you put it into action... go ahead.. break it... since you're "BALLING" with that awesome job @ chops... with laura... the Milf that you STILLL cant bang... however everyone else in that place... even new guys have already been up to their nuts in her guts.
VF34, yes a straight bolt-on. made my quicker, yes. reason why i got suprised what due to the fact that im running like shit, yet i still hang with quicker cars then me. I know how the bigger P&P turbo helped me out, i did my research before i bought it. thanks. that bitch at work, will never return so i will never get a chance to fuck her brains out. move on.

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sooooo..... alex.. why dont you go back to the speedmonkey lounge... listen to some linkin park... and spit some more of this --->>>


cause... hey... WE dont really care WHAT you have to say...
And do you think i care? fuck the spedmonkey loung, nothing ever goes on there.. nothing but a bunch of gay shit.. you know i don't listen to linkin park, why even bring it up? once again you prove nothing.



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its ok, maybe you should stop hanging out with me, david, jeff, josh, and Rudy and start making plans with B, Killer, and YSLBTT... cause.. YES .. they are SOOOOOO much cooler.

the end.
Why, cause you say so? just cause you and I are having this e-fight, does that make me forget about my firends? ive met Ed and hes pretty cool, id hangout with him.. the other faggots.. ive yet to meet them. unlike you i like hanging out and meeting new people.. im not some faggot ass bitch who doesn't like to show people who they are. Will, you've tried this before.. and you always do the same shit, beg me to come back. now im off to work. nice chat with you faggot, im sure ill see you later. lol

peace.