Originally Posted by
nreggie454
I know a couple (and I don't tell them often):
What is the difference between a live baby and an apple?
Apples don't scream when I peel them.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I don't fuck apples before I eat them.
What is the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What's better than having sex with an 8 year old?
Pulling her hair back to make her look like she's 6.
What's better than having sex with a 6 year old?
NOTHING!
How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tostitos!
(This is much better in person) This guy goes to a bar and picks up a girl. They go back to his place and start to fool around. As they are fooling around, the girl starts talking to him:
"Put your hand in my cha cha"
He did.
"Now put your other hand in my cha cha"
he did.
"Now clap."
"I can't"
"Pretty tight huh?"
This guy and girl were messing around in his car. They were gonna get superdirtynasty, but she was on the rag, like a bitch. So, since the guy doesn't wanna get blood on his pee pee, he decides to finger her. He does this for a little bit until a cop comes by. Luckily for them, his windows were tinted and a little foggy, so the cop couldn't see what they were doing. The dude rolls down the window and talks to the cop:
Cop: "What are you two doing here at this time of night?"
Guy: *licks fingers* "Oh officer, we were just eating pizza!"
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