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Edit: im down leaving him.
lolol.
The zombies you see in Hollywood movies and video games like Left 4 Dead are nothing like what real zombies would be like.
They're slow, dumb, and would never grow to be as big as the Hulk. :lmao:
As long as I'm not the slowest one in the pack I really don't see there being anything to worry about LOL.
zombies of all kinds, solanum infected or voodoo zombies no longer need oxygen to survive and therefore will often be found wandering though bodies of water (on the bottom clearly) until they eventually reach dry land again.Quote:
Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
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i would recommend investing in one :goodjob:
I must fucking rep you for this, sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by ATL_EG
I was beginning to think I was alone in here with these morons....
hover-island duh!Quote:
Originally Posted by ATL_EG
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Originally Posted by GKtib®
lol its quite obvious who's going to make it and who won't :goodjob:
OK guys, back to reality..
You are still missing my point. When you get to the island, you make sure it is secure. After securing it, you then set up a perimeter around the island. Have a nightly watch crew, make sure you always have a crew on guard 24/7. ;) it would be a team effort.
time to inflict some knowledge...
i see some of you are big on this 18 wheeler theme, seems like a good plan until you've tired yourself out filling up an entire trailer with food, that now rots on the side of the road because you have no fuel for your truck due to electrically automated fuel pumps. also remember that the undead hunt primarily by sound and any vehicle will undoubtedly send every zombie within the tri-county area stumbling your way. a reasonable amount of food is an excellent idea to carry with you until you can become self-sufficient in growing/gathering your own food. keep in mind exhaustion is your worst enemy when fleeing or fighting the undead and carrying unneeded food is an excellent way to make yourself totally useless.
Everyone seems to be talking about fleeing to distant islands or other places they deem safe, well have fun getting there. why needlessly cross hundreds of miles of land just to end up in a place you know nothing about. The best option is to secure and fortify an area you feel safe in as close as possible. the ability to know your surroundings inside and out will always give you an advantage over the enemy seeing as they show no ability to think or reason.
anything else?
In that case...Henry County Jail it is.
Working in the place for two years, I know all the ends and out.
Release all the inmates for zombie fodder! WOOO-HOO!
http://www.allthingsworkplace.com/im..._it_for_me.phpQuote:
Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
lol i have some conflicts with your statement.
One. It wouldn't be a small group gathering the food, i would say that their should be a group gathering the food and a group guarding the people while doing so.
Two. Ever heard of using the electricity from your engine to power a converter which would power a fuel pump you can use to draw out the gasoline you would need?
Three. Yet again it wouldn't be a small group. You would have multiple teams of people watching out for each other and everyone. You would have groups of cars with lots of weapons.
Four. You wouldn't wanna go some where like the country or the city really. In the city their is to many places to hide, same with most of north Georgia. You would wanna go some where that you would have good range of view. Also, thats why they have these things called maps so you can know the terrain.
I wouldn't worry about being exhausted considering this would more than likely be a larger group that would be working as a team taking turn doing certain jobs. I wouldn't worry to much about riots considering you could just blast away.
street speed- IF you make to this island, AND survive the original inhabitants (depending on if they are infected or not) you would stand a decent chance at survival providing you can feed and care for your small army you would need on the defense. keep in mind depending on what class of an outbreak we are talking about a horde of undead large enough could eventually find and overtake your perimiter. they have no need to rest for ANY reason and its their tireless efforts that eventually break down and defeat survivors. your island may trap everyone on it in the end.
hot disease free pussy and shooting people?Quote:
Originally Posted by tdurr
always have an emergency escape plan ready and a back up for that one. I would suggest putting a line of mortars in the ground around the perimeter in case it was breached.Quote:
Originally Posted by ATL_EG
finally ia let me quote some shit lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
you still have think though, all the commotion of these teams of people and trucks is going to draw in every zombie within earshot. avoid detection and you avoid attack. any altercation with the undead is just one more chance to yourself become infected
Thats why you would plan not to get close. You would try to avoid it at all cost. Just have gunner ready to start blasting away as you go down the road. you must not have seen the convoys in resident evil.Quote:
Originally Posted by ATL_EG
i have thought about it before and have some friends in mind who would come along on a rampage with me. It would be so badass lol
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Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
please don't bring resident evil's "depiction" of a zombie into this. These gunners you speak of, how long are they going to be able to carry around not only these guns but the thousands of rounds of ammuniton they need? how quickly are they going to be able to react to hand to hand combat when one come too close? survival depends on running as light as possible, with as few things as possible holding you back.
why not have weapons mounted to the vehicles. that way you don't have to carry the ammunition around. yes but not having enough of the things you need isn't gonna make things better. only worse. ammunition, weapons, and food. o yeah can't forget the hot disease free sluts either.Quote:
Originally Posted by ATL_EG
the only reason i brought it up it because of their convoy. great idea.
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Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
gotcha :goodjob:
If you decide to go the vehicle route then yes mounting your guns would make sense. i'll still side against taking any type of vehicle myself, as we all know they are not perfect and break down, get stuck ect...
i do agree that indeed we need weapons, ESPECIALLY guns, killing the undead from a distance is key. equally important is making sure you are prepared for hand to hand combat when necessary.
indeed fine bitches are key tho!
First, Id go out and cut the back off my my jeep, turn that shit into a warthog from halo, and throw my Brush guard on there ( I dont wanna fuk up my headlights ), Drive up to my local walmart, shoot everyone inside, Zombie or no zombie, and lock that shit up tight. Everyone knows that the more people, the more dumbfucks you have that will flip out and open a door somewere, and then the zombies fuck everyone, go to the hunting section grab all the guns/ammo, a shit ton of canned foods and hold myself up in the security office, were all the screens from the cameras all over the store are and chill in there, Ill know if a zombie comes up in there.
Id probally play the waiting game, and wait till those bitches die, then hopefully there are more survivors out there, if not, you beat your ass ima go test drive all my dream cars ^_^.
Ive thought of these scenarios quite often growing up.
well call this going over board. but i was thinking of rocket launchers and such. snipers would be fun, i could practice me shooting skills. not like it would matter about shooting the zombies then. i mean hell you would plenty to choose from. moving and still targets. i would like to grab a few cars on the way tho :D
you would need woman. cause gay sex is no good. plus masturbating gets old really fast.
practice with your weapons of choice is the difference between life or death. an expert with a sling and rock stands better chances than a noob with the most advanced of todays weaponry.Quote:
Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
im pretty good a fair range shooting but i would like to improve long distance shooting. hell with a rocket launcher it would be almost idiot proof. even if he fucked up the first time and shot close by, as long as no one else got hurt except for him. ta da idiot is gone.
Pff I wouldnt need any girls, Im not too concerned on repopulating the earth, seeing as my kids would have to bang each other to repopulate, Id just live out the rest of my live just chillin.
i could give to shits about repopulating the earth. but i can't go more than two days with out getting laid.
Bitches fuck shit up, theyd end up PMSing and going to get some fresh air.......and you know what happens when that does.
thats why you keep a stock pile of bitches for fucking. that way when you get annoyed, tired, or just bored with one. BUH BYE BITCH....
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Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
yeah, it would work a few times maybe.
personally im going with an m1 garand, and .45 pistol (with silencer) and machete as side arms. the m1 is easy enough to manuver around with, yet still packs enough punch to destroy the brain in one or two shots. there is NO other way to kill a zombie than destroy the brain, it is the only thing still "living". no matter how badly the rest of the body may be destroyed the zombie will trielessly continue an attack until completly destroyed.
Thats alot of extra food, and them trying to escape you would also be a problem, why not just throw a bitch in deep freeze? and when it all blows over hopefully she wont be dead....lulz.
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Originally Posted by Sunkenkarma
im with this guy, its hard to repopulate (or just get some) when your dead and well on your way to reanimation.
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Originally Posted by ATL_EG
This guy speaks the truth
you'd be surprised how bad you would crave sex. I myself can't go to long with out. I would carry, AR15, Two beretta 9mm's, one diamond honed machete, on double barrel sawed off pump action 12 gauge, and rambos knife if all else fails.
im getting far too drunk and belligerent to continue this, another time fellas
i'm about to crash anyways.