sooo..... Am i fucked up?

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Originally Posted by Sunkenkarma

First, Id go out and cut the back off my my jeep, turn that shit into a warthog from halo, and throw my Brush guard on there ( I dont wanna fuk up my headlights ), Drive up to my local walmart, shoot everyone inside, Zombie or no zombie, and lock that shit up tight. Everyone knows that the more people, the more dumbfucks you have that will flip out and open a door somewere, and then the zombies fuck everyone, go to the hunting section grab all the guns/ammo, a shit ton of canned foods and hold myself up in the security office, were all the screens from the cameras all over the store are and chill in there, Ill know if a zombie comes up in there.

Id probally play the waiting game, and wait till those bitches die, then hopefully there are more survivors out there, if not, you beat your ass ima go test drive all my dream cars ^_^.

Ive thought of these scenarios quite often growing up.

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Wal-Mart doesn't stock rifles or shotguns anymore. Unless you're going to get uber tactical with airsoft and bb guns.

:bigsmilie

^^^ LOL

Give me a M16 and a Glock .40 Subcompact...

...with a backpacket filled with jerky, sundried fruits, and some water.

Let's go get it!

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Originally Posted by .gauge.

Wal-Mart doesn't stock rifles or shotguns anymore. Unless you're going to get uber tactical with airsoft and bb guns.

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kyle knows whats up :goodjob:

lol

go read the book World War Z.

Being military doesn't mean shit - and what if they don't need to feed on people to keep going? What if the only way to kill them was a bullet through the head, where heavy artillery is useless. These were all points brought up in the book ( it's a GREAT novel, with a movie being made off of it )

Also the Zombie Survival Guide ( its a tongue in cheek novel, but it brings up good points )

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

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Originally Posted by Stormhammer

lol

go read the book World War Z.

Being military doesn't mean shit - and what if they don't need to feed on people to keep going? What if the only way to kill them was a bullet through the head, where heavy artillery is useless. These were all points brought up in the book ( it's a GREAT novel, with a movie being made off of it )

Also the Zombie Survival Guide ( its a tongue in cheek novel, but it brings up good points )

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

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Yep, I'm going to make sure I'm on this guys team.

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Originally Posted by Stormhammer

lol

go read the book World War Z.

Being military doesn't mean shit - and what if they don't need to feed on people to keep going? What if the only way to kill them was a bullet through the head, where heavy artillery is useless. These were all points brought up in the book ( it's a GREAT novel, with a movie being made off of it )

Also the Zombie Survival Guide ( its a tongue in cheek novel, but it brings up good points )

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

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THANK YOU!!!! i was gonna go ape-shit listening to all this b.s

lol what do you think we are trying to do with this thread? PLANNING AHEAD...




Just sayin.

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Originally Posted by Stormhammer

lol

go read the book World War Z.

Being military doesn't mean shit - and what if they don't need to feed on people to keep going? What if the only way to kill them was a bullet through the head, where heavy artillery is useless. These were all points brought up in the book ( it's a GREAT novel, with a movie being made off of it )

Also the Zombie Survival Guide ( its a tongue in cheek novel, but it brings up good points )

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

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fo real. as of right now you're not anywhere near prepared for a true zombie outbreak.

Well seriously - get MRE's

Hell, buy this stuff. TacBac.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/c399/

Yes. Canned bacon.

Also, if possible, get towards a location that's ridiculously cold.

Awhile back I posted a link to a military silo in the mountains in NY that was a pretty nice facility. Winter = cold = slower moving zombies hopefully.

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Originally Posted by Stormhammer

lol

go read the book World War Z.

Being military doesn't mean shit - and what if they don't need to feed on people to keep going? What if the only way to kill them was a bullet through the head, where heavy artillery is useless. These were all points brought up in the book ( it's a GREAT novel, with a movie being made off of it )

Also the Zombie Survival Guide ( its a tongue in cheek novel, but it brings up good points )

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

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i got dibs on this guy. he is in my group! haha

eh ya'll go to the cold. ill radio in from the beach... ;)

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Originally Posted by Stormhammer

Well seriously - get MRE's

Hell, buy this stuff. TacBac.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/c399/

Yes. Canned bacon.

Also, if possible, get towards a location that's ridiculously cold.

Awhile back I posted a link to a military silo in the mountains in NY that was a pretty nice facility. Winter = cold = slower moving zombies hopefully.

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zombies are slow as fuck anyways, the cold would only slow their decomposition and keep them around longer.

soooo i got a zombie survival poster today. And i re-thought my weapon selection, and cross bows are where its at.

shit 50 cal is where its at.

noise attracts zombies... the quieter you are the less likely they are to kno where ur at.

unless u can get a silenced 50cal lol.

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Originally Posted by tdurr

noise attracts zombies... the quieter you are the less likely they are to kno where ur at.

unless u can get a silenced 50cal lol.

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indeed, crossbows are excellent zombie killers, set the bolts on fire and double your effectiveness :goodjob:

So far, the list of people who will survive:

GKtib®
ATL_EG
Stormhammer
shagwag3n can tag along, too.

fuck that. with a few 50 cals i would say bring em on. cause you could just fire and watch their bodies explode upon impact lol. Brandon you don't think i would survive? lol

You might survive, but I don't want to be around you while you're shooting everything that moves :lmfao:

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Originally Posted by GKtib®

You might survive, but I don't want to be around you while you're shooting everything that moves :lmfao:

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hey thats just being extra sure there won't be anything attacking me.

yea me and my friends have all discussed this numerous times, being zombie apocalypse fans...
so you and 1000 others are all gonna run to the same gun store, find it empty and shit loads of zombies walking around...so you might be fucked just thinkin bout that plan...
the best way is to stock pile your own weapons..

i would also not drive a 18 wheeler cuz once that shit flips over on its side, its useless and zombies are gonna crawl all over...id say like grab your gats, only the closest friends of yours...cuz you dont know if all of them are gonna be infected, and get a boat, drive to the ports of GA, get on the damn boat and go to the atlantic ocean and live off deep sea fishing, and pirating. idk i would definitely pirate for food, fuel and weapons...

also, diehard fans, make sure you bring atleast a zip of some buds, lighters and a bowl or 2...ciggs are also a must thru the stressful times...

preperation is the best key...im not prepared at all..so im just gonna take a few house hold items, and just climb my roof and sit on top...if zombies wanna circle my house, im not gonna move....if death is coming, then damn...
so the best policy is to be prepared!!!

also..its best not to go to malls, stores(walmart) gun stores, any anywhere else people are gonna go...just go somewhere zombies CANT go...

If you get a boat - get a sail boat. Operates off of wind power. Get a map, a compass, and a hand powered HAM radio. Why a HAM Radio? They're cheap, easy to build, great range, reliable, and chances are your only forms of communication that will be prevalent.

A machete is great and all, but I'd rather opt out for a quality samurai ( katana ) blade - make sure it's a combat ready blade, not some joke of a pretty ooh and aah, that, or a monk's spade.

Don't be wearing a suit of armor. You want to be maneuverable. Don't wear baggy clothing either. I have a feeling the south side of Atlanta would be the first place to fall.

If you're going to be hauling around in a semi - jack a gas tanker - one that preferably has diesel for yourself, but if not, you can pawn off the gas for goods like food and weaponry. This is survival we're talking about.

Head towards more isolated less populated regions. Deserts, mountains - the frozen tundra. Always be ready to move at a moments notice - if you establish a place, you run the risk of an outbreak in your immediate vicinity.

Also, after watching the movie Zombie Strippers last night...

capture a few zombie hookers, and make them strip for money and goods. Guys will pay to see boobies no matter what. :D Commerce is still a good thing to keep in mind to survive.

Also, back on the gas tanker - if you DO get one, make sure you recruit/save loyal people who will stick to your side, and create a convoy. You'll be in an apocalyptic world, but keep in mind that not only will you have to be fighting zombies, human survival instinct will kick in and you may very well have to shoot completely uninfected humans. Think of a Madmax world meets Resident Evil/Dawn of the Dead/Land of the Dead.

Use fat people for bait. Unless they have a useful skill, or in some way can contribute to the group, then they get to be bait to distract say a horde whilst you pillage.

glad i aint fat.

i say we have a IA pre-zombie apocalypse meeting and set up ground rules. I kno there are some ppl around here who i would trust...

It's like this - if you do survival camping ( you know, backpack bringing in everything you need, no electricity etc ) then you'll probably survive.

If you just shoot a gun at a gun range, cool, but - well, shooting at a paper target that maybe moves forward towards you isn't going to do you much good. Those who do clay shooting with a shotgun, or maybe play paintball and NOT spam their shots, stand a better chance surviving. So does anyone who has taken any surmountable amount of martial arts.

Also, read the anarchist's cookbook. Back in middle school I learned how to make home made napalm out of gasoline and styrofoam/soap flakes.

The result? I set a front lawn on fire - how? It wasn't burning out, so I stomped on it. Napalm stuck to my shoes. Shoes were on fire. I run around the front yard, setting footsteps ablaze. :lmao:

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Originally Posted by Stormhammer

It's like this - if you do survival camping ( you know, backpack bringing in everything you need, no electricity etc ) then you'll probably survive.

If you just shoot a gun at a gun range, cool, but - well, shooting at a paper target that maybe moves forward towards you isn't going to do you much good. Those who do clay shooting with a shotgun, or maybe play paintball and NOT spam their shots, stand a better chance surviving. So does anyone who has taken any surmountable amount of martial arts.

Also, read the anarchist's cookbook. Back in middle school I learned how to make home made napalm out of gasoline and styrofoam/soap flakes.

The result? I set a front lawn on fire - how? It wasn't burning out, so I stomped on it. Napalm stuck to my shoes. Shoes were on fire. I run around the front yard, setting footsteps ablaze. :lmao:

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youtube.

but paintball and airsoft ftw! i hate ppl who spray and pray. i've been thinking of getting another airsoft gun soon...

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Originally Posted by Stormhammer

If you get a boat - get a sail boat. Operates off of wind power. Get a map, a compass, and a hand powered HAM radio. Why a HAM Radio? They're cheap, easy to build, great range, reliable, and chances are your only forms of communication that will be prevalent.

A machete is great and all, but I'd rather opt out for a quality samurai ( katana ) blade - make sure it's a combat ready blade, not some joke of a pretty ooh and aah, that, or a monk's spade.

Don't be wearing a suit of armor. You want to be maneuverable. Don't wear baggy clothing either. I have a feeling the south side of Atlanta would be the first place to fall.

If you're going to be hauling around in a semi - jack a gas tanker - one that preferably has diesel for yourself, but if not, you can pawn off the gas for goods like food and weaponry. This is survival we're talking about.

Head towards more isolated less populated regions. Deserts, mountains - the frozen tundra. Always be ready to move at a moments notice - if you establish a place, you run the risk of an outbreak in your immediate vicinity.

Also, after watching the movie Zombie Strippers last night...

capture a few zombie hookers, and make them strip for money and goods. Guys will pay to see boobies no matter what. :D Commerce is still a good thing to keep in mind to survive.

Also, back on the gas tanker - if you DO get one, make sure you recruit/save loyal people who will stick to your side, and create a convoy. You'll be in an apocalyptic world, but keep in mind that not only will you have to be fighting zombies, human survival instinct will kick in and you may very well have to shoot completely uninfected humans. Think of a Madmax world meets Resident Evil/Dawn of the Dead/Land of the Dead.

Use fat people for bait. Unless they have a useful skill, or in some way can contribute to the group, then they get to be bait to distract say a horde whilst you pillage.

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very good point :goodjob: make sure your not relying solely on another person, society as a whole will be in complete disarray leaving YOU to take care of YOURSELF.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH i used to have that book on a disc. i still have it some where around here.

so its like 3 am and i can't sleep (no job anymore = no sleep EVER) so im going for a walk, no lie.....im halfway hoping i see one of the nasty bastards dragging down the street. i'll let y'all know if it actually happens

that would be sweet. but i gotta stop and get gas for my bike. its almost empty lol.

well im about to go to bed so if anything happens ill find out when i get up. better sleep with the shotty beside my bed loaded just in case. cause you can never be over prepared.

well the walk didn't make me any more tired.....and everything i saw was still living :(

Awwww....

well that sucks

i would NEVER go with a bunch of ppl if the zombies did take over....more ppl=slows you down...

Besides, you can only effectively lead 3 to 5 people.

I got dibs on ATL EG, Stormhammer, and GKtib.

The rest of ya' are shit outta luck.

Hahahaha...and why me? Emergency Medical Professional, bitches!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Originally Posted by 98blackcivic

i would NEVER go with a bunch of ppl if the zombies did take over....more ppl=slows you down...

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Well, fi you do manage to find a surmountable amount of survivors, you could try for a Land Of The Dead scenario.

i say make a small area surrounded by 50 cals. no way zombies could enter. as long as the only way you get infected is by the usual ways. like being bitten and shit.

yup