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  1. 06-07-2007, 11:23 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by ep9716
    HAHAH FUCK YA.....I'm Like One Tequila, Two Tequila, Floor...LOL Ima Punk At Driking....
    Eh...I have alcohol tolerance...that sounded kinda cocky though I guess...just saying...I'm not bull-shitting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    How do you tell a real blonde cheerleader from the the fakes?
    if the carpets match the drapes? ahha i have heard this one I cant remeber tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    How do you tell a real blonde cheerleader from the the fakes?
    How?
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    When she does a split three class rings fall out........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    I hear ya....Im workin on a handle of Crown right now.....Yummy and I have a half gallon of Jager in the fridge Im gettin retarded tomorrow night
    I don't do Jager...its yucky...tastes like licorice (sp?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    When she does a split three class rings fall out........
    Ew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    When she does a split three class rings fall out........
    +1 to you as well....for the hell of it
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  8. 06-07-2007, 11:26 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    WTF dude? Umm no...whats that shit about huh???
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  9. 06-07-2007, 11:27 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    I don't do Jager...its yucky...tastes like licorice (sp?)
    thats why i like it....drink that shit straight
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    WTF dude? Umm no...whats that shit about huh???
    I don't believe your tolerance is that high.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    thats why i like it....drink that shit straight
    Gag...Everclear I'll drink straight...pretty much anything, but not that shite....
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    yo btl thanks bro
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    Golden Grain?
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    everclear fucks me up...foshizzle
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    nah...its good shit...you just have to respect it...and drink smart...

    Yeah...Golden Grain too, but Everclear is better.
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    I will beat anyone in a drinking contest... I'm big and fat and have years of experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Golden Grain?
    not my fave but.....ill drink just about anything....

    [img]C:\Documents and Settings\rusty\My Documents\My Pictures[/img]
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    shit sorry that didnt work
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    I will beat anyone in a drinking contest... I'm big and fat and have years of experience.
    BTW.. what are my chances of landing you in bed??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    not my fave but.....ill drink just about anything....

    [img]C:\Documents and Settings\rusty\My Documents\My Pictures[/img]


    You can't link it off your computer lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    I will beat anyone in a drinking contest... I'm big and fat and have years of experience.
    how about some 211's....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    I don't believe your tolerance is that high.
    Well...you can either believe me or not...not much I can do about it...the only guy on here who knows me well enough to vouch is Catalin, but he's not real active...kinda a "lerker". I drink, a lot...you also have to keep in mind that I'm not some 130lb twig hon...I bench more than most guys I know...ok...well maybe not more, but close to it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED


    You can't link it off your computer lol
    haha i know that now thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Well...you can either believe me or not...not much I can do about it...the only guy on here who knows me well enough to vouch is Catalin, but he's not real active...kinda a "lerker". I drink, a lot...you also have to keep in mind that I'm not some 130lb twig hon...I bench more than most guys I know...ok...well maybe not more, but close to it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    BTW.. what are my chances of landing you in bed??
    Slim to none....
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    i bench 295...woot
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Yea...really really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Slim to none....
    or me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Yea...really really.
    Interesting.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Slim to none....
    Well fuck this shit then!!!!! Wait 'till I tell my wife what you said........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    i bench 295...woot
    Last I benched was only like 210 - 220ish...I don't remember really...but not nearly that much now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Well fuck this shit then!!!!! Wait 'till I tell my wife what you said........
    lmfao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    i bench 295...woot
    Yea me too. Every time I do a push-up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Well fuck this shit then!!!!! Wait 'till I tell my wife what you said........
    LOL...
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    the old days football days i would bench 320 no prob...but i have gotten lazy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    or me?
    Umm...you have Borat on your Sig?? Do you really have to ask?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    the old days football days i would bench 320 no prob...but i have gotten lazy
    No money for the gym...alcohol...pick one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Yea me too. Every time I do a push-up.
    haha....im 5'9'' 235....i hate push ups....sit ups are the shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Interesting.......
    What are you confused about? Isn't that my job...as the blonde?? Gah...stealing my thunder and shit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Umm...you have Borat on your Sig?? Do you really have to ask?
    I very much would like to make sexi time with you. I like sex.......ITS NICE.....high five
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