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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    What are you confused about? Isn't that my job...as the blonde?? Gah...stealing my thunder and shit...
    I just don't get where you are coming from I guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    haha....im 5'9'' 235....i hate push ups....sit ups are the shit
    5'11" and a chick who isn't about to say how much I weigh...haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    I just don't get where you are coming from I guess.
    What do ya mean? Now I am confused...

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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    No money for the gym...alcohol...pick one...

    WORK WORk.....no time for the gym however, i do have just about everything you'd see at a gym....kinda

    Alcohol.....is the greatest
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    WORK WORk.....no time for the gym however, i do have just about everything you'd see at a gym....kinda

    Alcohol.....is the greatest
    Sex is the greatest, alcohol is a close second...but sex after alcohol is pretty good too... :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Sex is the greatest, alcohol is a close second...but sex after alcohol is pretty good too... :idb:
    I'll drink to that :boobies: :idb:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    I'll drink to that :boobies: :idb:
    lmao!

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    should i be drinking crown and nyquil at the same time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    should i be drinking crown and nyquil at the same time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    5'11" and a chick who isn't about to say how much I weigh...haha
    Seriously, you sound like my Ex. Starter marriage FTW!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    oh hell....fuck it
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    Umm...K...well I'm not your Ex...and have no desire to be a starter marriage...or a winner...um...or married...or...or...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Seriously, you sound like my Ex. Starter marriage FTW!!!
    I had one of those!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    301 posts woot!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    oh hell....fuck it
    Well...try not to die...that would suck all sorts of hardcore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    I had one of those!
    A lot of men do...a lot of women too I suppose...

    Young and dumb...

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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Umm...K...well I'm not your Ex...and have no desire to be a starter marriage...or a winner...um...or married...or...or...
    That's ok. You can be my girl on the side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    301 posts woot!!!!!!
    I thought the was the coolest...and ahven't had a chance to use it... ...yay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Well...try not to die...that would suck all sorts of hardcore.
    Im kidding....we are out of nyquil. Im not that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    That's ok. You can be my girl on the side.
    Which side? Cuz...um...not so much a fan of the top.

    And thats pretty brave of you...how do you know I'm not a total ogre???

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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    A lot of men do...a lot of women too I suppose...

    Young and dumb...
    Not really. I wasted 7 years of my life on that fucking wench.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    Im kidding....we are out of nyquil. Im not that
    K...I was worried...

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    those dancing bananas are making me want a damn apple.....weird
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Not really. I wasted 7 years of my life on that fucking wench.
    I'm sorry. That was not so much directed at you as in response to your statement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    those dancing bananas are making me want a damn apple.....weird
    This makes me want to go smoke...and, well you get the idea...HAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Which side? Cuz...um...not so much a fan of the top.

    And thats pretty brave of you...how do you know I'm not a total ogre???
    I don't. Hell I don't know if your black, white or purple. Doesn't matter, it's all pink on the inside. Yes I know, I'm quite the charmer.

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    I'm white...blonde...and yes I suppose it is all pink on the inside. Quite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    those dancing bananas are making me want a damn apple.....weird
    Hog tied with one in your mouth.. that is weird... Freak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Hog tied with one in your mouth.. that is weird... Freak.
    thats just wrong buts its as hell
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Hog tied with one in your mouth.. that is weird... Freak.
    Aww...now be nice boys...

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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    I'm white...blonde...and yes I suppose it is all pink on the inside. Quite.
    Me FTMFW!!!!! PUTO's

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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    I'm white...blonde...and yes I suppose it is all pink on the inside. Quite.
    yum yum a blonde
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Me FTMFW!!!!! PUTO's
    Um...?

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    ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    yum yum a blonde
    And not with your car...LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    And not with your car...LOL
    hell nahh....my 240 isnt running how would my truck do? lol

    Nahh with something else....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    ..
    Asian with a camera and a little boy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    hell nahh....my 240 isnt running how would my truck do? lol

    Nahh with something else....
    Blonde vs truck? I think I'll lose...

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    BTW...how did you get the little dancing guys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Blonde vs truck? I think I'll lose...
    nahh im not that mean now..lol id give you a head start....hahahahahah
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