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  1. 06-07-2007, 09:56 PM #1
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    Default Funny Shit

    Captions? Funny pics...
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    This isn't myspace, honey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Yeah...i know...I was attempting to embed a picture...no go...and now theres nothing...isn't that a cool fucking thread...I give up...let the ownage begin i suppose....
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Yeah...i know...I was attempting to embed a picture...no go...and now theres nothing...isn't that a cool fucking thread...I give up...let the ownage begin i suppose....
    Paranoid much?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    its okay. just don't let it happen again
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    Nah...just saying...I would have some snide shit to say if it was someone else...
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Nah...just saying...I would have some snide shit to say if it was someone else...
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    its okay. just don't let it happen again
    Awww...really? Thanks...golly gee I was worried YOU would be mad...
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Awww...really? Thanks...golly gee I was worried YOU would be mad...
    She's got jokes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Me mad lol....ahhhh nahhhh hell nahhhh lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    She's got jokes!
    She's got smart-ass comments...not so much jokes...just FYI....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    Me mad lol....ahhhh nahhhh hell nahhhh lol
    Whew...that's really great to hear...really really!
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    She's got smart-ass comments...not so much jokes...just FYI....
    No jokes? damn
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    This Is Gonna Go On For Eva!
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    "I'll drink you under the table...kick your ass...and outsmart you...all with a smile on my face. You can watch me walk away if you want to..."

    That's cute.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    She's got smart-ass comments...not so much jokes...just FYI....
    Then we should get along just fine....just FYI.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ep9716
    This Is Gonna Go On For Eva!
    hell I have time to kill. Damn Insomnia(sp)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    No jokes? damn
    Sad day...Ok...I've got a joke.

    Guy is about to get married...he's at an engagement party...his fiance has a hot sister...she's at the top of the stairs and whispers to him to come there...she closes the door behind them and says..."Listen...you aren't married yet and I just want to fuck you one time before you marry my sister so i don't feel bad about it."...he thinks about it...pushes her away...runs down to his car...her whole family is waiting outside and clapping..."Good job son, its the old family test." Says her pops...Moral?

    Always keep your condoms in the car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ep9716
    This Is Gonna Go On For Eva!
    Yup
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    "I'll drink you under the table...kick your ass...and outsmart you...all with a smile on my face. You can watch me walk away if you want to..."

    That's cute.....
    Its true...ask anyone who knows me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    hell I have time to kill. Damn Insomnia(sp)
    Not sure hoe its spelled...me too though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Sad day...Ok...I've got a joke.

    Guy is about to get married...he's at an engagement party...his fiance has a hot sister...she's at the top of the stairs and whispers to him to come there...she closes the door behind them and says..."Listen...you aren't married yet and I just want to fuck you one time before you marry my sister so i don't feel bad about it."...he thinks about it...pushes her away...runs down to his car...her whole family is waiting outside and clapping..."Good job son, its the old family test." Says her pops...Moral?

    Always keep your condoms in the car.

    +1 anymore? lolol
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Sad day...Ok...I've got a joke.

    Guy is about to get married...he's at an engagement party...his fiance has a hot sister...she's at the top of the stairs and whispers to him to come there...she closes the door behind them and says..."Listen...you aren't married yet and I just want to fuck you one time before you marry my sister so i don't feel bad about it."...he thinks about it...pushes her away...runs down to his car...her whole family is waiting outside and clapping..."Good job son, its the old family test." Says her pops...Moral?

    Always keep your condoms in the car.

    That was the condensed version lol
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    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Then we should get along just fine....just FYI.....
    We should huh? Well thats good...try not to take it personal...and we'll be dandy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    hell I have time to kill. Damn Insomnia(sp)
    4 TableSpoons Of Nightquil Will Get The Job Done...TRUST ME
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Its true...ask anyone who knows me...
    haha nice if thats true...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    That was the condensed version lol
    Hence the "..." fuckin funny though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    We should huh? Well thats good...try not to take it personal...and we'll be dandy...
    I don't take shit on here personal. I'm a fucking IA ninja.
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    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    haha nice if thats true...
    Of course its true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    I don't take shit on here personal. I'm a fucking IA ninja.
    Sweet ass dude...i wanna be a ninja...
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Sweet ass dude...i wanna be a ninja...
    That is a tall order....not everyone can be an IA ninja.

    +14
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    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

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    I repped everyone in this thread for the hell of it......and you wanna make a bet on the drinkin part? lolol
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    How do you kill a blonde?

    Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

    A guy walked into a bar.

    He said owe.

    Tada! More jokes...thats about all i got though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    That is a tall order....not everyone can be an IA ninja.

    +14
    But I wanna.
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    ^^^^ lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
    I repped everyone in this thread for the hell of it......and you wanna make a bet on the drinkin part? lolol
    I shoot Everclear...and drink Tequila by the bottle. While I was in Florida a few weeks ago, I broke out the bottle of Jose, already several shots in from the bar I had been to, wrapped a towel around it so it wouldn't be so cold on my hand...and killed 2/3 of the liter...stopped because the bf was going to bed...not 'cause I had to...so yeah...i'll bet on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    I shoot Everclear...and drink Tequila by the bottle. While I was in Florida a few weeks ago, I broke out the bottle of Jose, already several shots in from the bar I had been to, wrapped a towel around it so it wouldn't be so cold on my hand...and killed 2/3 of the liter...stopped because the bf was going to bed...not 'cause I had to...so yeah...i'll bet on it.
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    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    I shoot Everclear...and drink Tequila by the bottle. While I was in Florida a few weeks ago, I broke out the bottle of Jose, already several shots in from the bar I had been to, wrapped a towel around it so it wouldn't be so cold on my hand...and killed 2/3 of the liter...stopped because the bf was going to bed...not 'cause I had to...so yeah...i'll bet on it.
    HAHAH FUCK YA.....I'm Like One Tequila, Two Tequila, Floor...LOL Ima Punk At Drinking....
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    How do you tell a real blonde cheerleader from the the fakes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    I shoot Everclear...and drink Tequila by the bottle. While I was in Florida a few weeks ago, I broke out the bottle of Jose, already several shots in from the bar I had been to, wrapped a towel around it so it wouldn't be so cold on my hand...and killed 2/3 of the liter...stopped because the bf was going to bed...not 'cause I had to...so yeah...i'll bet on it.
    I hear ya....Im workin on a handle of Crown right now.....Yummy and I have a half gallon of Jager in the fridge Im gettin retarded tomorrow night
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