Quote Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty
No jokes? damn
Sad day...Ok...I've got a joke.

Guy is about to get married...he's at an engagement party...his fiance has a hot sister...she's at the top of the stairs and whispers to him to come there...she closes the door behind them and says..."Listen...you aren't married yet and I just want to fuck you one time before you marry my sister so i don't feel bad about it."...he thinks about it...pushes her away...runs down to his car...her whole family is waiting outside and clapping..."Good job son, its the old family test." Says her pops...Moral?

Always keep your condoms in the car.