Dear Fast Shadow,

[Fred Sanford]

Let me first say how much I love your sig. It touch a brutha heart to see that my posts have gotten to you. I'm sure others may feel the same as you, yet they don't take the time to make it sig material.

Now, on the other hand, this is likely a cry for attention from you. Don't get mad because your mom was out smoking crack instead of tending to your soiled underpants. I'd say something about your dad, but I doubt you know who that is. So many ex-cons, so few dna tests available.
Maybe one day when your mom gets out of county, you can catch her in one of those rare moments of sobriety and she will at least tell you what race the guy is. Good luck with that.

In the meantime, I wish you the best. Tornado-proof your mobile home, wear your seatbelt (since your '81 monte carlo doesn't have airbags), and try eating more than what you get at the soup kitchen.
God Bless,
Fred Sanford