Dear Fast Shadow,

[SpeedMonkey]

wait... so fast shadow is just this guy that's a half breed... and is pissed off because he wasnt hugged as a kid?

you know.. i've seen this FS guy around IA... he's always been a bit homo @ times.. im not sure how true all this might be but i heard his mom worked @ a local waffle house and his biological father was a gay puerto rican male stripper who's stage name was "Culito Rodriguez" .. or "tight little ass Rodriguez"is beleived to have been a former employee @ swingin richards. how does a woman (if you can call her that) get knocked up by a gay guy stripper?... god knows.. but people rumor that he thought she was a man. i dont blame him.. she does look rather manish.. plus when banging a fat bitch.. the fat rolls can disguise the anus and the vagina too look like one big slit.. i guess the guy figured.. "hey.. so he's big boned.. theres got to be a penis somewhere around that fat.. but all i want is a warm tight hole.. i'll look for that later"... and her mustache helps her alot. so the gay stripping... waffle house... the mother and her manly upper lip.. the drugs.... man i feel sorry for this guy.